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Offline boneaddict

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Fishing and wives(joke)
« on: August 22, 2007, 06:16:47 AM »
THE PRICE OF FISHIN'


Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:



First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend.'



Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool.'



Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'



They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'



Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishin' or Sex'
....and she said, 'Wear sun-block

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Re: Fishing and wives(joke)
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 09:06:34 AM »
That would be funnier if it wasn't the truth........ :'(   :chuckle:
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
If I ageed with you, then we'd both be wrong.
You are never to old to learn something stupid.

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Re: Fishing and wives(joke)
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 11:07:34 AM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: Yup.....lol
Eastsider stuck on the wetside......

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Re: Fishing and wives(joke)
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 04:34:17 PM »
So true!




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Re: Fishing and wives(joke)
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 09:13:44 AM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

 

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Re: Fishing and wives(joke)
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2007, 08:27:01 PM »
Hummmm I'll keep my mouth shut for a change.  :chuckle:

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Re: Fishing and wives(joke)
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 09:26:09 PM »
I remember a "Yoopers" tune about something called the "wing-dang-doo" and how quickly it disappears! :o

Fishing, however, is a constant. As is painting rooms. There. I'm done.
It's a great life if you don't weaken

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Re: Fishing and wives(joke)
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2007, 12:06:00 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

 


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