collapse

Advertisement


Author Topic: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting  (Read 9623 times)

Offline uncoolperson

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sourdough
  • *****
  • Join Date: Oct 2007
  • Posts: 1052
  • Location: Juneau, AK
The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« on: October 31, 2008, 08:02:54 PM »
While wandering around today looking for something I came up with this list.


The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting

1) scout, may feel like an idiot wandering around looking for animals you hope to shoot at in a few months... but it's better than wandering around in a few months trying to find
animals

2) rain sucks, well really rain sucks when... actually no rain sucks

3) pack a good lunch... a good lunch in crucial to keeping the energy going. Leaving it in your fridge isn't as good as bringing it with you.

4) deer are a lot like girls in high school (or atleast for me), as soon as they know you've entered the room they run off.... (future idea: gotta find a way to get them drunk)

5) water proof rarely means water proof, almost always means about as good as cotton.

6) 4x4, tires, and knowing what your driving through all important... a 4x4 down some narrow ass road/trail/foot path when slippery (see #2) and with tires that would be better likened to racing slicks is bad... especially when you don't know where you are (see #1)

7) wandering into the middle of a clearcut and waiting might seem like a good idea... sit and wait, then wait some more (or so I'm told... don't listen to my advice on finding deer, I'm better at not). However, leaving all flashlights in the truck (along with lunch if it's not in the fridge at home) can be a bad idea if you wait until dark.

8) deer live on highways and in people's backyards, not in forests... evolution and all that.

9) I'm not in as good of shape as I thought I was, and I give up a lot faster without someone there pushing me to go further.

10) a bar at the entrance of a fs road is a plus after a long day of failing to find anything living

11) after about 6 hours wandering around by yourself your mind plays tricks on you... that shh shh shh sound... yeah that's your pants not bigfoot tracking you.

12) being scoped isn't cool... really it isn't cool, I think i might start bringing an extra set or two of $20 binocs to hand out to every *censored* that scopes me next time. (worse when after scoping you, they remove the bullet from the chamber... come on I'm wearing orange, what deer do you know that are orange color... there are no orange tail in washington!)

13) squirels can sound a lot like a drunk deer(see #4) running through the forest... just squirels playing tricks on you though.

14) spokane may look like a desert, but in october it's cold as hell

15) 1:30 am is early, or late.... but it's not a good time to go through the mental checklist and make sure you packed everything (see #3).

16) 1:30am is early... really ***** early

17) telling friends and co-workers you're deer hunting basically makes you the knower of everything deer... and sets you up for "hey I almost hit a deer...ohhh, you can't shoot them downtown, dang too bad it was a [4 point]"

18) spokane has no deer, that place 2 hours north has no deer (angry chipmunks though), vail tree farm has 2 doe... downtown bellingham about a trillion deer.

19) birds and rabbit can scare the living crap out of you... if waking up at 1:30 hurts and is still lingering when the sun comes up (6 damn hours later!), walking up on a grouse or rabbit will get that heart going.

20) road hunters talk too much, real hunters are angry because you're talking at all...

21) wife's can get troublesome when almost avoiding them a couple of weekends and a bunch of afternoons in a row.

22) getting bored and counting rings on a tree is really more frustrating that boredom solving.

23) I must have ADD or something, that damn zipper on my orange vest is too much fun when sitting around doing nothing.

24) there is a limit to using that smoke in a bottle wind direction finding stuff... constantly is a sign that you've reached it. Next time bring a board game if you're that bored.

25) the lens caps for binoculars are there for a reason... keep track of them (see #2)

26) work sucks, there is nothing quite as bad as going to work to earn money to buy food because it's more productive than pretending to go hunting.

27) when you have your outdoorsy buddhist vegan brother helping you find a deer you've reached a new low (he really wanted me to finally find my deer so offered to help out... vegan for the health stuff, all about squishin bugs)

28) I CAN'T HUNT... deer 5, andy 0 (counting general and late as seperate)



anyone willing to help westside for the late season?
« Last Edit: November 13, 2008, 07:30:32 PM by DeKuma »

Offline swanny

  • Washington For Wildlife
  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sourdough
  • *****
  • Join Date: Sep 2008
  • Posts: 1852
  • Location: Kent
    • 9to5active
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2008, 08:23:21 PM »
Wow, tough times. But I'm in the same boat as you and feel your pain on a lot of those, especially the deer in B-ham...

Going to try the late hunt, have Monday off to go scout an area out.

Exactly how long did it take you to come up with this list? And did you do it in the field or the bar at the end of the Forest road?

Offline uncoolperson

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sourdough
  • *****
  • Join Date: Oct 2007
  • Posts: 1052
  • Location: Juneau, AK
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2008, 08:26:17 PM »
Wow, tough times. But I'm in the same boat as you and feel your pain on a lot of those, especially the deer in B-ham...

Going to try the late hunt, have Monday off to go scout an area out.

Exactly how long did it take you to come up with this list? And did you do it in the field or the bar at the end of the Forest road?

in the field after giving up on counting rings on a stump

Offline billythekidrock

  • Varmint
  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • Explorer
  • ******
  • Join Date: Mar 2007
  • Posts: 13440
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2008, 08:28:06 PM »


Exactly how long did it take you to come up with this list? And did you do it in the field or the bar at the end of the Forest road?

 :chuckle:




Offline jackelope

  • Administrator
  • Trade Count: (+29)
  • Legend
  • *****
  • Join Date: Mar 2007
  • Posts: 50681
  • Location: Duvall, WA
  • Groups: jackelope
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2008, 08:38:55 PM »
i didn't shoot a deer this year, but i had fun and saw lots of new country.

if you had fun, it was not  a failure.
your list is funny as hell though.
"Hate speech does not exist legally in America. There's ugly speech. There's gross speech. There's evil speech. And ALL of it is protected by the First Amendment."

Offline bankwalker

  • Trade Count: (+7)
  • Frontiersman
  • *****
  • Join Date: Nov 2007
  • Posts: 2515
  • Location: Matlock
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2008, 09:17:37 PM »
While wandering around today looking for something I came up with this list.


The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting

1) scout, may feel like an idiot wandering around looking for animals you hope to shoot at in a few months... but it's better than wandering around in a few months trying to find
animals

2) rain sucks, well really rain sucks when... actually no rain sucks

3) pack a good lunch... a good lunch in crucial to keeping the energy going. Leaving it in your fridge isn't as good as bringing it with you.

4) deer are a lot like girls in high school (or atleast for me), as soon as they know you've entered the room they run off.... (future idea: gotta find a way to get them drunk)

5) water proof rarely means water proof, almost always means about as good as cotton.

6) 4x4, tires, and knowing what your driving through all important... a 4x4 down some narrow ass road/trail/foot path when slippery (see #2) and with tires that would be better likened to racing slicks is bad... especially when you don't know where you are (see #1)

7) wandering into the middle of a clearcut and waiting might seem like a good idea... sit and wait, then wait some more (or so I'm told... don't listen to my advice on finding deer, I'm better at not). However, leaving all flashlights in the truck (along with lunch if it's not in the fridge at home) can be a bad idea if you wait until dark.

8) deer live on highways and in people's backyards, not in forests... evolution and all that.

9) I'm not in as good of shape as I thought I was, and I give up a lot faster without someone there pushing me to go further.

10) a bar at the entrance of a fs road is a plus after a long day of failing to find anything living

11) after about 6 hours wandering around by yourself your mind plays tricks on you... that shh shh shh sound... yeah that's your pants not bigfoot tracking you.

12) being scoped isn't cool... really it isn't cool, I think i might start bringing an extra set or two of $20 binocs to hand out to every *censored* that scopes me next time. (worse when after scoping you, they remove the bullet from the chamber... come on I'm wearing orange, what deer do you know that are orange color... there are no orange tail in washington!)

13) squirels can sound a lot like a drunk deer(see #4) running through the forest... just squirels playing tricks on you though.

14) spokane may look like a desert, but in october it's cold as hell

15) 1:30 am is early, or late.... but it's not a good time to go through the mental checklist and make sure you packed everything (see #3).

16) 1:30am is early... really ***** early

17) telling friends and co-workers you're deer hunting basically makes you the knower of everything deer... and sets you up for "hey I almost hit a deer...ohhh, you can't shoot them downtown, dang too bad it was a [4 point]"

18) spokane has no deer, that place 2 hours north has no deer (angry chipmunks though), vail tree farm has 2 doe... downtown bellingham about a trillion deer.

19) birds and rabbit can scare the living crap out of you... if waking up at 1:30 hurts and is still lingering when the sun comes up (6 damn hours later!), walking up on a grouse or rabbit will get that heart going.

20) road hunters talk too much, real hunters are angry because you're talking at all...

21) wife's can get troublesome when almost avoiding them a couple of weekends and a bunch of afternoons in a row.

22) getting bored and counting rings on a tree is really more frustrating that boredom solving.

23) I must have ADD or something, that damn zipper on my orange vest is too much fun when sitting around doing nothing.

24) there is a limit to using that smoke in a bottle wind direction finding stuff... constantly is a sign that you've reached it. Next time bring a board game if you're that bored.

25) the lens caps for binoculars are there for a reason... keep track of them (see #2)

26) work sucks, there is nothing quite as bad as going to work to earn money to buy food because it's more productive than pretending to go hunting.

27) when you have your outdoorsy buddhist vegan brother helping you find a deer you've reached a new low (he really wanted me to finally find my deer so offered to help out... vegan for the health stuff, all about squishin bugs)

28) I CAN'T HUNT... deer 5, andy 0 (counting general and late as seperate)



anyone willing to help westside for the late season?

lol andy that was great.

you need to come back down for the late hunt. it was fun hunting with you to bad we only seen those 2 does.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2008, 07:32:17 PM by DeKuma »

Offline uncoolperson

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sourdough
  • *****
  • Join Date: Oct 2007
  • Posts: 1052
  • Location: Juneau, AK
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2008, 09:48:23 PM »
addition: (sorry i keep remembering stuff i came up with up there, probably be a couple more)

29) walking 500 yards up hill to find a good spot to sit in a clear cut only to find a road 10 feet from that spot is not fun (see #1)

Offline Dmanmastertracker

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Frontiersman
  • *****
  • Join Date: Oct 2008
  • Posts: 3173
  • Location: Wet Side
    • Flickr Photo Album
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2008, 10:02:25 PM »
 Holy *censored* that's funny......

Offline bankwalker

  • Trade Count: (+7)
  • Frontiersman
  • *****
  • Join Date: Nov 2007
  • Posts: 2515
  • Location: Matlock
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2008, 10:33:35 PM »
addition: (sorry i keep remembering stuff i came up with up there, probably be a couple more)

29) walking 500 yards up hill to find a good spot to sit in a clear cut only to find a road 10 feet from that spot is not fun (see #1)


 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: i walked 5 miles in at a locked gate only to find out they opened it up everyday at 6am...i got there at 5:30am  :bash:

Offline Michelle_Nelson

  • Trade Count: (-1)
  • Old Salt
  • ******
  • Join Date: Apr 2007
  • Posts: 7974
  • Location: Rochester, Washington
  • Bring on the Bears!
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2008, 12:00:28 AM »
 :chuckle:  Ohhhh I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.  Choked 3 times on my water reading through your list.  :chuckle:

Offline ekim0517

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Tracker
  • **
  • Join Date: Sep 2008
  • Posts: 27
  • Location: Tacoma,WA
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2008, 04:40:01 AM »
 :chuckle: im right there with you Deer 10 mike 0

Offline fishseeker

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Longhunter
  • *****
  • Join Date: Apr 2008
  • Posts: 764
  • Location: Marysville, Wa.
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2008, 07:25:01 AM »
Boy can I relate to that list! That is helltofunny :tup:
Take a kid hunting or fishing, Pass it on, it's not yours to keep!

Offline Slider

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Frontiersman
  • *****
  • Join Date: Jul 2007
  • Posts: 2585
    • www.albinovest.com
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2008, 07:55:01 AM »
 :chuckle:

Offline uncoolperson

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sourdough
  • *****
  • Join Date: Oct 2007
  • Posts: 1052
  • Location: Juneau, AK
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2008, 09:48:46 AM »
27) when you have your outdoorsy buddhist vegan brother helping you find a deer you've reached a new low (he really wanted me to finally find my deer so offered to help out... vegan for the health stuff, all about squishin bugs)

I should mention my brother kinda breaks the molds he puts himself into.

master mechanic, who rides a bike and doesn't own a car.
basically lives at his the coffee shop his girlfriend owns (in bellingham, super liberal mecca), but makes fun of the same crazies
joins me for chase down critical mass bike riders and yell at them on my PA day
wanted to grab my rifle and shoot the squirrel that was making a racket
while fighting off a hangover and eating some vegan lunch egged me on with "run that bird over!"
woke me up at 4am (well he stayed up so he wouldn't over sleep) with "hey dude lets go shoot somethin"

he's a cool brother like that.

Offline Michelle_Nelson

  • Trade Count: (-1)
  • Old Salt
  • ******
  • Join Date: Apr 2007
  • Posts: 7974
  • Location: Rochester, Washington
  • Bring on the Bears!
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2008, 10:28:24 AM »
27) when you have your outdoorsy buddhist vegan brother helping you find a deer you've reached a new low (he really wanted me to finally find my deer so offered to help out... vegan for the health stuff, all about squishin bugs)

I should mention my brother kinda breaks the molds he puts himself into.

master mechanic, who rides a bike and doesn't own a car.
basically lives at his the coffee shop his girlfriend owns (in bellingham, super liberal mecca), but makes fun of the same crazies
joins me for chase down critical mass bike riders and yell at them on my PA day
wanted to grab my rifle and shoot the squirrel that was making a racket
while fighting off a hangover and eating some vegan lunch egged me on with "run that bird over!"
woke me up at 4am (well he stayed up so he wouldn't over sleep) with "hey dude lets go shoot somethin"

he's a cool brother like that.
:chuckle:

Offline Coasthunterjay

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sourdough
  • *****
  • Join Date: Aug 2007
  • Posts: 1749
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2008, 11:00:18 AM »
I really hate reading crap like this, but that is Freaking hellarious.thanks for the good read man.....very funny and yes i to believe and have come up with a very similar list... good
:chuckle:

Offline uncoolperson

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sourdough
  • *****
  • Join Date: Oct 2007
  • Posts: 1052
  • Location: Juneau, AK
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2008, 04:36:39 PM »
hope to add

30) deer are heavier than one might think, wandering too far from your truck without a pack or rope... bad idea

to the list sometime over the next couple

Offline uncoolperson

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sourdough
  • *****
  • Join Date: Oct 2007
  • Posts: 1052
  • Location: Juneau, AK
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2008, 07:04:22 PM »
19) birds and rabbit can scare the living *censored* out of you... if waking up at 1:30 hurts and is still lingering when the sun comes up (6 damn hours later!), walking up on a grouse or rabbit will get that heart going.

todays addition, to #19

"if that doesn't work a nice loud growl from behind a clump of trees 20 feet away will do it."

Offline Pugetsound

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hunter
  • ***
  • Join Date: Jul 2007
  • Posts: 143
  • Location: Seattle (Crown Hill)
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2008, 07:25:47 PM »
Hey would you mind if I posted this on a hunting and fishing site in Michigan?
"When you break the big laws, you do not get freedom; you do not even get anarchy. You get the small laws." - Daily News, 7/29/05: GK Chesterton (from 1905)

Offline New England Native

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hunter
  • ***
  • Join Date: Mar 2008
  • Posts: 141
  • Location: Napavine
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2008, 07:34:32 PM »
I think that sums up most of my experience.
One shot One kill

Offline 1bowhunter1

  • WORK?
  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Longhunter
  • *****
  • Join Date: Oct 2008
  • Posts: 572
  • Location: Brush Prairie Washington
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2008, 07:16:46 AM »
I think I just "peed" my pants!!!  I hope you dont work in some wearhouse and waist all that talant....I am a joke critic!  The best yet.....thanks  P.S.   I hate chipmunks!!  (At 4:00am)
The wife said if I go hunting 1 more time, she's going 2 leave me!!  Gosh I'm gonna miss her.

Offline jadeball1

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Tracker
  • **
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Posts: 95
  • Location: poulsbo, wa
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2008, 07:53:12 AM »
Thats some good stuff there. Try bringing a kid with you next time, either there good luck, or you can start a new list. Remember, everyday you dont get one, just get's you closer to the day you do. 
What we need is more cow bell

Offline burnhamrandr

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hunter
  • ***
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Posts: 141
  • Location: Elk, WA
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2008, 08:18:24 AM »
great list, I have been there. :chuckle: :bash:
Look no futhure feller, Ya found him.

Offline uncoolperson

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sourdough
  • *****
  • Join Date: Oct 2007
  • Posts: 1052
  • Location: Juneau, AK
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2008, 07:11:06 PM »
30) deer are heavier than one might think, wandering too far from your truck without a pack or rope... bad idea

and it's added

along with

31) deer hunting with bird hunters sucks, way quicker on the draw than I am.

(it was his deer)

Offline bankwalker

  • Trade Count: (+7)
  • Frontiersman
  • *****
  • Join Date: Nov 2007
  • Posts: 2515
  • Location: Matlock
Re: The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2008, 07:17:01 PM »
you need to come down and hunt with us again tomarrow. my gf got her first deer today and we seen a couple other bucks. they are waiting for you man

 


* Advertisement

SimplePortal 2.3.7 © 2008-2025, SimplePortal