There are a lot of fun replies to this thread, but in all seriousness, start shooting heroin instead. You will probably live longer and save money to boot.

AHHH, now that I've gotten that out of my system, you really are better off with Meth.

Ok, I was just joking... sort of.

Chukar are a life-long sort of thing. I'd recommend getting a divorce, living in a single wide somewhere near Chelan Butte, and devoting the rest of your life to misery. Along the way you should collect a bunch of expensive guns, throw them off cliffs, quickly diving after them, and spending stupid amounts of money on boots that still give you blisters.

Once in a while you will shoot the living he!! out of those birds, stringing you along until the next fix. Best of luck.

P.S. Buy some life insurance along with E-load tires.
