What's the worst tasting thing you've eaten?

[Becky]

I drink a lot of diet Pepsi. No coffe,water,just diet Pepsi.
Turkey hunting threeyears ago I left half a bottle of pepsi in the cook shack went to bed.

Got up early next am and fired up the cook shack. Not awake yet I reached for my Pepsi bottle and shrugged it down.

Holy mother of god, I started puking and chocking on the thick gritty liquid.
My hunting partner came running. Than busted into tears laughing.

I had picked up and chugged the Pepsi bottle that had been spitting his chew in the night before.

Still makes me sick to tell the story.

When I was an Army Ranger this was a pretty common occurance.  We all dipped, and spit cups/bottles/cans were pretty common.  I think I got so good at avoiding them that I could "feel" the dip sliding down the beer can before it hit my mouth and recover.  Or at least hold my breath.   

 

[whackmaster]

i know one time my grandma went pee in a apple juice bottle
was a bad taste for sure 

[Stein]

Both in China.  First is some type of fermented tofu - known at work as "assfu."  Second was raw goat nuts.

[Seahawk12]

My grandfather on my fathers side was Norwegian. The most disgusting thing I ever tried was some bad LUTEFISK!
Horrible abomination of anything that can be described as edible. I can not to this day eat anything that has too strong of a "fishy" flavor.
The second worst is associated. I was in Moscow, Russia staying with a nice family there and they made a large meal in my honor. Part of the pre-meal custom was to eat Russian Hors d'oeuvres accompanied with shots of vodka. The particular appetizer that Vlad (yes, it is his real name.) was especially determined to get me to try was a pickled fish.  I don't speak hardly any Russian and they spoke even less English and so I wasn't able to gracefully decline his insistence that I try it. I could smell the fishy, briny flavor before it even got to my mouth. I held back the gag reflex and swallowed it nearly whole and chased it with three or four shots of vodka. Luckily, Katya, the wife understood that I was only being polite and kept him from continuing to urge me to have another.

[M_59]

+1 on the Lutefisk!!! It's akin to what eating a cube of snot might be like.

[splashcaster]

Cheesecake made out of sour cream....so disappointing

[jackmaster]

the nastiest thing i ever ate was an omelate mre when i was in the service, they say you can pretty much eat anything after a week without food, well i am here to tell you you cant i ate everything else and dumped the omelate out, damn crows wouldnt even eat it looked like a bag full of vomit no thanks

[jackmaster]

i ate a live lizard in n.t.c it actually wasnt to bad and i got an extra day off when we got back to ft ord, days off in the service as 11b werent easy to come by

[Jonathan_S]

Cheesecake made out of sour cream....so disappointing

   Sour cream is not as versatile as some are given to think.  I hate it when people find a "replacement" ingredient i.e. flaxseed & olive oil instead of eggs in pancakes.

"Isn't it amazing?  You can't even taste the difference..."

"Umm yeah you can bro..."   

[Pathfinder101]

the nastiest thing i ever ate was an omelate mre when i was in the service, they say you can pretty much eat anything after a week without food, well i am here to tell you you cant i ate everything else and dumped the omelate out, damn crows wouldnt even eat it looked like a bag full of vomit no thanks

The funny thing about the omlette MRE is that there was always ONE guy in a platoon (every platoon it seems) that loved them.  You could always trade whatever he had for an omlette with ham.  You could usually get rid of the omlette as long as you were willing to eat whatever that guy got...

[jackmaster]

the nastiest thing i ever ate was an omelate mre when i was in the service, they say you can pretty much eat anything after a week without food, well i am here to tell you you cant i ate everything else and dumped the omelate out, damn crows wouldnt even eat it looked like a bag full of vomit no thanks

The funny thing about the omlette MRE is that there was always ONE guy in a platoon (every platoon it seems) that loved them.  You could always trade whatever he had for an omlette with ham.  You could usually get rid of the omlette as long as you were willing to eat whatever that guy got...

ya got that right except you usually ended up with hash which was just as bad except it hadthe oatmeal bar in it which you ccould live off that for atleast 3 days

[pianoman9701]

Never had an MRE. C-rats. I do believe some of them were left over from the Korean war. The little packs of cigarettes, like 8 or something. And the chocolate disks that were somewhat similar to crunch bars. There was an egg and ham one that really blew chunks. Hated those things.

[JimmyHoffa]

the cookies were awesome.  Cookies with candied chocolate discs---M&M cookies.

[pinelockiller]

i had baby eel in Korean and when cooked they dont ceal out the end trails....so need less to say it tasted like sh**

[Toptwo]

creamed corn!  Nope, no way, I wont even be in a house that is cooking it as the smell will make me puke! This coming from a guy that has had Balut, and many other questionable things...keep that creamed corn away from me!