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I'm interested in why the hate and the problems with Mac. You hear very little hate for Apple.
It's the kool aid re: why you don't hear about problems.
I am interested in why the problems with attaching a backup drive. If you have a network you could try backing up to another computer or a network connected backup drive.
Another option may be the bootable CDs or thumb drives and imaging the drive, but I don't know how locked down Apples are. I don't apple and I would not pay for a backup service. If you are on the west side, I have a spare 500 GB network/USB backup drive you could borrow to see it through.
If you are looking a the best option for backing up an Mac Book Pro/air/iMac get a Time Capsule, you won't find better backup options for a Mac..