If your wife goes for a walk in the woods .....

[BOWHUNTER45]

Tell her to look up before dropping her pants to go pee... A buddy of mine just called me and said he seen a lot of things happen in one weekend ..He seen a moose , lots of deer and 2 bear ..But after not seeing any bucks he pulled his stand and put it down along the river ..He said he was sitting there and here come a women . she walks by him not knowing he is sitting above her head as she walks by . After about a half hour of so here she comes back ..Right at perfect hunting time  He is all ticked off ..Then all the sudden without any warning she just drops her pants and starts peeing ...As she pulls them up she looks up and Screams bloody murder    She even threw rocks at him    So that ended his trip ..He packed up and headed home ..And he was in Winthrop 

[724wd]

HAHAHA!!!  I have family in the area.  maybe it was my cousin!   

[Woodchuck]

  A high school buddy of mine and I were walking down an old skid road grouse hunting. Back home in Minnesota. Walked around a corner in the road and there was some poor woman squatted in the road. She looked up at us and just shrieked, tried to hop sideways and rolled up onto her back. I just turned and left because there was no way I could shoot a grouse laughing that hard. I won't tell you the comment my buddy made on the open forum. 

[Becky]

 
It's not even just hunters, I have to worry about trail cams too. Look up, left, right, over, under, everywhere.

[Old Man Yager]

Meatmaster showed me an interesting pic from his weekend. Hey Meat, you should post that story, I'm still lmfao about it.

[BOWHUNTER45]

Hey ...I am all for a good story until the HAWKS GAME    I LAUGHED SO HARD the way he told me the story ...naked and afraid was one term he threw in there 

[sakoshooter]

I always throw a few rocks after I pee too.

[ghosthunter]

We were turkey hunting Little Penn few years ago.
Came around a corner driving back to camp .

Couple gals and a guy walking up grave road . One gal stops drops her pants and BAs my buddy.

He just drove by her and said Thank You.

[MLBowhunting]

That's funny stuff.