She flew the coupe

[The Gobble-stopper]

Lost "girlfriend", and she took my heart with her. Would like her back, but if that doesn't work. Maybe another would do.

[Eli346]

They're in season year round with no tag needed. Usually just money will do! Sorry man but you'll get your way around this and move on with life.

[argie1891]

go find a nice golden retriever puppy 8 wks old, not only will you have life long devotion but you can use the puppy to troll for girls. go to parks beach just walk the dog girls will come out of the wood work. a nice little female golden trust me it will work.

[Firedogg]

... and if the puppy wants to run away it won't take half your retirement with it.

[Bofire]

Yup stick with a good dog, wait for some gal to worm her way into your life, instead of you looking. Besides a good dog lasts forever and loves you and has no credit cards.
Carl