I know you are being funny. I've hunted this area for 25 years for turkeys longer for deer. I seems that every year they shut up sometime during the first week. I'm blessed to have turkeys all around me and am able to watch them every day. Last year was the first year I started to pay more attention to their gobbling and the weather. I had a new phone that has a Barometer, it sures looks like when its jumping up and down or a pressure rising/lowering sharply they shut up. Hens too. Not one gobble this morning and the pressure is rising sharply. I could be full of it, but I have never really kept track of them like I have the past 2 years. Could be the moon phase thing.