Author Topic: My girlfriend made me a healthy dessert... (Read 12009 times)

luvmystang67 · « **on:** May 15, 2015, 08:30:11 AM »

What does this look like to everyone.

Had to eat it... Actually wasn't bad. It looks....

Woodchuck · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2015, 08:31:48 AM »

venison chorizo?

westsidehntr · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2015, 08:35:38 AM »

like bear crap...

luvmystang67 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2015, 08:38:57 AM »

The one positive out of this paleo bender that she is on... we've been eating a ton of meat and not having to worry about side dishes. I've come to find that my lifestyle is rather paleo anyway.

Magnum_Willys · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2015, 12:17:19 PM »

Yikes ! Any Diet probably works with the right (wrong) plate presentation.........

RadSav · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2015, 01:00:58 PM »

Ground Brownies!

And not the ones you use a grinder on.

WapitiTalk1 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2015, 01:40:19 PM »

The world's largest chocolate no bake cookie

vandeman17 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2015, 01:46:47 PM »

So what is it?

police women of America · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2015, 01:52:03 PM »

looks like a crumbled up brownie!!!

luvmystang67 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2015, 01:59:20 PM »

She actually rolled them up into balls a little smaller than horse turds and stuck them in the fridge for a few minutes.

They are a paleo replacement for brownies. I watched her do it. She blended up cocoa powder (the natural junk that wasn't made with anything or whatever), walnuts (at least I think thats what she said) and dates (pitted). She also added like a tablespoon or two of water to that size of a mix.

Honestly, they tasted a lot like brownies.

When they were in horse turd balls, I didn't think they looked as hilarious, but the "preturd" time looked so much like bear poo I had to snap a pic.

Old Man Yager · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:51:54 PM »

What made you go Paleo? Just curious

pianoman9701 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:56:37 PM »

Looks like something you and Drock would be sniffing for freshness!

luvmystang67 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:02:22 PM »

Quote from: Old Man Yager on May 15, 2015, 02:51:54 PM

What made you go Paleo? Just curious

I am not going paleo... but my lifestyle is already 3/4 there (steak with no veggies for dinner or wild game)

She's going paleo for a month for _____? I have no idea. I think its a stupid diet and doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

Quote from: pianoman9701 on May 15, 2015, 02:56:37 PM

Looks like something you and Drock would be sniffing for freshness!

You know... with all those blackberries in bear poo... it cant be THAT bad. I'm pretty sure the last bear I gut I could've added its stomach contents to a pie crust and had an awesome blackberry pie. Gross to think about, but if I would have served it to you do you really think you would've known? My serious guess... is probably not. But

pianoman9701 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:05:58 PM »

I've been on meat and veggies with little fruit and no flour, processed sugar, or sweets other than organic honey and organic maple syrup. I've lost some weight and a lot of the joint pain in my bad hip is gone.

LeviD1 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2015, 11:08:51 PM »

Quote from: luvmystang67 on May 15, 2015, 01:59:20 PM

She actually rolled them up into balls a little smaller than horse turds and stuck them in the fridge for a few minutes.

They are a paleo replacement for brownies. I watched her do it. She blended up cocoa powder (the natural junk that wasn't made with anything or whatever), walnuts (at least I think thats what she said) and dates (pitted). She also added like a tablespoon or two of water to that size of a mix.

Honestly, they tasted a lot like brownies.

When they were in horse turd balls, I didn't think they looked as hilarious, but the "preturd" time looked so much like bear poo I had to snap a pic.

Nope. I think your full of lies. That is definitely bear poop!

RadSav · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2015, 11:56:42 PM »

Quote from: luvmystang67 on May 15, 2015, 03:02:22 PM

Quote from: Old Man Yager on May 15, 2015, 02:51:54 PM
What made you go Paleo? Just curious

I am not going paleo... but my lifestyle is already 3/4 there (steak with no veggies for dinner or wild game)

No veggies or wild game! What is the point of living without some good veggies alongside a nice cut of venison? Next thing you'll say is you've given up cheese and peanut butter cookies

Bean Counter · « **Reply #16 on:** May 16, 2015, 01:57:37 AM »

The modern world eats processed starches way, way too often. Yes we should eat more meat and vegetables. I happen to be blessed with a high metabolism and when I eat just steak and salad or broccoli and roast I can't stay full. I have to eat some fatty quesadilla or something so I don't starve to death.

thurman · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2015, 02:09:36 AM »

I have been doing the atkins diet which is similar i eat mostly meat eggs and some vegetables, no fruit, sugar or flour and have lost 80 pounds since January 3rd

RadSav · « **Reply #18 on:** May 16, 2015, 02:15:38 AM »

Quote from: thurman on May 16, 2015, 02:09:36 AM

I have been doing the atkins diet which is similar i eat mostly meat eggs and some vegetables, no fruit, sugar or flour and have lost 80 pounds since January 3rd

Almost 20 pounds a month! Nice

I did a diet once. Even lost some weight. Then someone gave me a double batch of cookies and I decided I like being fat. I have no self control over peanut butter cookies. They make me happy

LeviD1 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 16, 2015, 06:07:51 AM »

My wife and I have been trying to eat clean as much as we can. So organic vegetables, naturally grown chicken, free range eggs, wild game for the most part. With working out. I have lost 20 lbs and she has done like 30 since last November. She works out almost every day where I do not very much..... but I definitely notice feeling a heck of a lot less lethargic during the day eating better.

tgomez · « **Reply #20 on:** May 16, 2015, 07:38:27 PM »

Quote from: Bean Counter on May 16, 2015, 01:57:37 AM

The modern world eats processed starches way, way too often. Yes we should eat more meat and vegetables. I happen to be blessed with a high metabolism and when I eat just steak and salad or broccoli and roast I can't stay full. I have to eat some fatty quesadilla or something so I don't starve to death.

Me to, i need fatty foods in my life. If some of these good folks would do some push ups/sit ups and go for a run once in awhile, than they wouldn't need to watch what they ate so much. TRY WORKING OUT ONCE IN AWHILE!!

RadSav · « **Reply #21 on:** May 16, 2015, 08:34:59 PM »

Quote from: tgomez on May 16, 2015, 07:38:27 PM

TRY WORKING OUT ONCE IN AWHILE!!

I told a baseball coach one time, "Yelling at me only motivates me to kick your arse. Bake me some cookies and maybe I'll pay attention."

shorthair15 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 16, 2015, 09:05:00 PM »

looks like bear dung

Bean Counter · « **Reply #23 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:56:11 PM »

Quote from: tgomez on May 16, 2015, 07:38:27 PM

Quote from: Bean Counter on May 16, 2015, 01:57:37 AM
The modern world eats processed starches way, way too often. Yes we should eat more meat and vegetables. I happen to be blessed with a high metabolism and when I eat just steak and salad or broccoli and roast I can't stay full. I have to eat some fatty quesadilla or something so I don't starve to death.

Me to, i need fatty foods in my life. If some of these good folks would do some push ups/sit ups and go for a run once in awhile, than they wouldn't need to watch what they ate so much. TRY WORKING OUT ONCE IN AWHILE!!

Dude I ran a few marathons in college and I used to say I had two workout routines. One on the pavement and the other in the all-you-can-eat chow hall. An hour and a half for four plates at dinner

LeviD1 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2015, 09:27:20 AM »

Quote from: tgomez on May 16, 2015, 07:38:27 PM

Quote from: Bean Counter on May 16, 2015, 01:57:37 AM
The modern world eats processed starches way, way too often. Yes we should eat more meat and vegetables. I happen to be blessed with a high metabolism and when I eat just steak and salad or broccoli and roast I can't stay full. I have to eat some fatty quesadilla or something so I don't starve to death.

Me to, i need fatty foods in my life. If some of these good folks would do some push ups/sit ups and go for a run once in awhile, than they wouldn't need to watch what they ate so much. TRY WORKING OUT ONCE IN AWHILE!!

Not all of us are so blessed I guess. I have to watch what I eat and work out otherwise I will gain weight slowly. Always been jealous of you turds who can just eat whatever the heck they want and never gain an ounce!

Bean Counter · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:16:04 PM »

It cuts both ways, Levi. I had periods I didn't run very much and hit the weights 3 times a week and ate a ton of protein. Still couldn't develop the beach bod. I think the physical trainers call it red muscle fiber as opposed to white muscle fiber. Some body types are just predisposed to one type or the other, IIRC.

tgomez · « **Reply #26 on:** May 20, 2015, 08:27:05 PM »

Quote from: Bean Counter on May 17, 2015, 12:16:04 PM

It cuts both ways, Levi. I had periods I didn't run very much and hit the weights 3 times a week and ate a ton of protein. Still couldn't develop the beach bod. I think the physical trainers call it red muscle fiber as opposed to white muscle fiber. Some body types are just predisposed to one type or the other, IIRC.

Very true, but if you have a slower metabolism than you just push yourself to work harder than the rest. NO PAIN-NO GAIN

Cap.Silver · « **Reply #27 on:** May 20, 2015, 08:36:16 PM »

Quote from: thurman on May 16, 2015, 02:09:36 AM

I have been doing the atkins diet which is similar i eat mostly meat eggs and some vegetables, no fruit, sugar or flour and have lost 80 pounds since January 3rd

You got to tell me how you did that ..... I should be at least 25lbs less than what I weigh now ,but I like food................................

magnumb · « **Reply #28 on:** May 20, 2015, 08:40:14 PM »

You had better convince her that it is delicious and you love it or your next meal will be a healthy serving of, 'hot tongue and cold shoulder'...........

I'd suggest that you just grin and bear it.......

.........'cuz it really does look like bear chit.........

luvmystang67 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 21, 2015, 08:48:34 AM »

It looks terrible, actually not bad though. Probably would be a good treat for kids who likely wouldn't be able to notice a difference in taste between this and brownies.

On a positive note, with her "natural food" health kick and the paleo thing it is easy to get her to eat wild game. When I met her she was a vegetarian. I think she agrees that meat is a good part of your diet now, and its hard to argue with wild game from a health perspective.

D-Rock425 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 25, 2015, 07:35:58 AM »

Get back to bear hunting. Stop eating and going to NASCAR races and shoot a stupid bear already.

salmonchaser · « **Reply #31 on:** May 25, 2015, 08:15:23 AM »

Evidence grizz is in the area eating fish and berries. Other then that, take good care of the girl, she sounds like a keeper.

D-Rock425 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 25, 2015, 08:47:10 AM »

When are you putting a ring on that girls finger?

luvmystang67 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 25, 2015, 03:21:22 PM »

Shhh.

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RadSav · « **Reply #34 on:** May 25, 2015, 03:31:58 PM »

Quote from: D-Rock425 on May 25, 2015, 08:47:10 AM

When are you putting a ring on that girls finger?

Maybe a guy would if she served meat and potatoes.

D-Rock425 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 25, 2015, 06:03:28 PM »

Quote from: luvmystang67 on May 25, 2015, 03:21:22 PM

Shhh.

Sent from Tapatalk, which is a mediocre app at best.

don't shhh me!

BOWHUNTER45 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 25, 2015, 06:57:03 PM »

Looks like a pile of No Bake cookies that went south

D-Rock425 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 26, 2015, 06:16:21 AM »

Well you spent the whole weekend with her did you pop the question?

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