Anti-bark collars

[croix]

I was going to throw Barack in there but putting colors on black folks has such a racial conotation to it. 

Maybe just leave it at "liberal dems". Wider coverage that way too.

[benbo30]

I wore my buddies shock collar once and he zapped me, they are effective! I almost pissed myself, his dog just looks at a remote and knows to listen.

my female lab is the same way all i have to do is show her the remote and she listens , i never had a problem with her barking , i just got a new yellow lab he is only 10 wks old , and we shall see if he is a barker , when i put him in his crate at night he tends to be noisy but i yell NO a couple times and he is out for the night , the shock collar was the best investment i made for my dog , it took 2 or 3 shocks to her and she was the best dog i could ever own now i dont even have to put the collar on i just show her the remote , before she was all jumpy and always running off at the lake one time we were at the lake and she went and snatched a steak off a ladys plate  that same day i met a couple there with there choc. lab and they had a collar on their dog , they told me i should get one and you will see improvements instantly so i marched home and went online and ordered one from cabelas it worked awsome for my dog she is preety behaved now , i dont even have to have her on a leash around other dogs now or at the lake  she knows better now and now its training time for the new pup

[Elliott]

Humaneness check, Put collar to your own neck, set to lowest level and administer a shock, it is very slight. Then slowly ramp it up to the highest level, now the question is if you were a dog where would you stop barking/pay attention at? What im trying to say is even the highest level isnt going to kill you or permanantly injure you. Lets just compare it to a police grade tazer. it takes 50,000 volts of electricity to arc across the two electrodes, but once the electrodes have attached to the skin only 11,000 volts are going through the body. If the taser has been deemed humane, a shock collar sure as hell is.

[Sportfury]

I bought a bark collar from WallyMart and it worked great until the battery ran down. It had four settings. The first time he barked it would be a minor shock and each time thereafter it would progress up to the next level. I never had the balls to try it on myself (luckily the thought of trying it never occured while alchol was involved), but my wifes sister put it on and tried it while I was at work  . The first one just tickled, so she laughed and got the second level, and then she said something she shouldn't have and got the third one. Her dumba@@ had strapped it on and she had undo the clasp to get it off. My wife did say after the third one she was quiet though  just wished I would have been there for that one.

Currently I have a Dogtra 2000 T&B (train and beep) that has the beeper caller built into it. All I have to do now is beep my boy and he knows to listen or shut up cuz what comes after the beep he is not going to like.