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who said turkeys were smart?
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:57:52 AM »
This looks like a safe place to hang out, right guys?  Right in front of this yellow thing?

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2016, 11:01:33 AM »
Turkeys are quite possibly the stupidest birds on the planet.   :chuckle:

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2016, 11:01:40 AM »
Have always thought Turkey are not that bright or well natured. They do see well for sure.
If "Fair Chase" was a rifle it really wouldn't be a sport :)

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2016, 11:03:27 AM »
Coziest blind i have ever seen.   :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:  Open that window and let the air out of one of those birds in a few days.   :tup: :tup:

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2016, 11:27:24 AM »
Good thing there is no screen on that window

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Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with too many facts.

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2016, 11:29:35 AM »
Good thing there is no screen on that window

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Oh gee, what a coincidence  :chuckle:


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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2016, 11:35:04 AM »
The stupidity of turkeys is legendary. I've heard that farm-raised birds need shelter from the rain because if they don't, they look up to see where the rain's coming from and end up drowning. You guys have probably heard this story about how stupid they are but here goes.

A man was turkey hunting in VA along the James River. He'd been calling for a few hours that morning and finally got a response from a gobbler on the other side of the river. He called again and the gobbler replied and started flying across the river toward him. When the gobbler was about half way across, the hunter clucked one more time. The gobbler stopped flying to answer back, fell in the river, and drowned.
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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2016, 11:44:46 AM »
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They're not smart. but can be very wary as they know everything out there wants a free turkey dinner.
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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2016, 12:43:44 PM »
I bet they wont be there Friday. They know.............. :tinfoil:

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2016, 12:47:57 PM »
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They're not smart. but can be very wary as they know everything out there wants a free turkey dinner.
 :EAT: :cue:



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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2016, 01:02:54 PM »
Cool picture.
Stupid birds have out smarted me two times in a row. hopefully its payback time this Friday.

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2016, 05:03:38 PM »
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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2016, 08:37:57 PM »
I bet they wont be there Friday. They know.............. :tinfoil:

I guarantee they will.  They know im not wasting money on turkey tags.  They wake me up in the morning, and i go run outside yelling at them and chase them into the timber.  Then by the time i lay back down and start nodding off theyre back at it again.  Its like some kind of sick game to them.

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2016, 09:33:13 PM »
I bet they wont be there Friday. They know.............. :tinfoil:

I guarantee they will.  They know im not wasting money on turkey tags.  They wake me up in the morning, and i go run outside yelling at them and chase them into the timber.  Then by the time i lay back down and start nodding off theyre back at it again.  Its like some kind of sick game to them.
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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2016, 07:42:19 PM »
LMAO, the turkeys do the same up at Evergreen Archery Club here in Spokane. Turkeys are too funny.
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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2016, 09:41:06 PM »
They look pretty smart to me... they're not dead yet....   :chuckle:

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2016, 10:02:40 PM »
That's an excellent photograph.
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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2016, 07:06:24 AM »
Were  they there on Friday?
If its brown knock it down

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2016, 07:37:58 AM »
One of em was.  Could have got him from my recliner 

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2016, 09:24:23 AM »
If you ever want some gone, My 16 year old niece would love to try.
If its brown knock it down

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2016, 10:29:11 AM »
If you ever want some gone, My 16 year old niece would love to try.

Already got a guy and his kid in my woods this morning, hes trying to get his kid his first bird.    Im out tryin to glass up a bear right now in the mountains a few miles away and the turkeys are gobbling non stop down below me

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2016, 11:26:46 AM »
Having any luck finding a bear Bango?

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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2016, 03:03:11 PM »
Having any luck finding a bear Bango?

Could have had one a few hours ago but decided to let him walk.  Not big enough.  Had lots of luck finding ticks though.  22 so far today  :yike:
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Re: who said turkeys were smart?
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2016, 09:02:40 AM »
Yikes

 


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