What does a guy do with 22 dead carp?
They make great fertilizer buried in a garden or flower bed.
Tangent: In Budapest at a celebration dinner with friends, all of the Brits, French etc. were delighted to find carp on the menu. They all ordered carp and I ordered steak. One Brit pestered me as to why I did not order carp, and after brushing him off a couple of times I replied, " Where I live we have fresh salmon, fresh halibut, and we bury carp in the garden for fertilizer."
Some huge carp pictured here. WTG!