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Offline Bill W

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a bit of advice for new pheasant hunters
« on: September 23, 2016, 02:17:01 PM »
If you are going to a new place and take your wife along for a bit of sightseeing, and driving her new car, which was just cleaned and the dog rides in the back seat, NEVER, I repeat NEVER let your dog roll in cow pies as it makes for a long drive home.

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Re: a bit of advice for new pheasant hunters
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2016, 02:20:49 PM »
Lol
In archery we have something like the way of the superior man. When the archer misses the center of the target, he turns round and seeks for the cause of his failure in himself. 

Confucius

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Re: a bit of advice for new pheasant hunters
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2016, 02:23:00 PM »
Much like new cast iron skillets and smokers, they all need to be seasoned, tell her she's welcome.... 






Then duck and run!!!
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Re: a bit of advice for new pheasant hunters
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2016, 04:21:01 PM »
Much like new cast iron skillets and smokers, they all need to be seasoned, tell her she's welcome.... 






Then duck and run!!!

This sounds like the advice of a single guy!!

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Re: a bit of advice for new pheasant hunters
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2016, 04:43:05 PM »
Good thing it was cow flop instead of dead, rotting animals! (Spoken from experience)
“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
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Re: a bit of advice for new pheasant hunters
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2016, 12:54:57 PM »
Pasty white Satsop chums.  I've never again taken the wifes' car for bank fishing trips.

 


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