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How not to field dress an elk
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2016, 11:07:46 AM »
 :bash:  :puke:
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2016, 11:56:20 AM »
Another vote for the gutless method.
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2016, 12:31:29 PM »
An all time classic.......     
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2016, 12:36:22 PM »
I do hope they were able to get the meat cleaned and useable.
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2016, 01:28:38 PM »
Lesson learned, I bet he doesn't do that again!  :chuckle:

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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2016, 01:29:14 PM »
It will be steeper than that in the Shed!
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2016, 01:39:30 PM »
yeah seen that before funny  :chuckle:
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2016, 02:14:56 PM »
That's great

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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2016, 02:28:05 PM »
I do hope they were able to get the meat cleaned and useable.

I don't think any got on the meat, just the meathead.

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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2016, 02:59:22 PM »
 :chuckle:😂👍 #Priceless. Thanks for sharing, too funny!
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2016, 09:36:11 AM »
Rookie...
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2016, 11:25:01 AM »
 :lol4: :tup:

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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2016, 11:57:41 AM »
What a FNG clown.
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2016, 03:12:46 PM »
I've seen that before, so I knew what was going to happen, but I still watched it and lmao
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2016, 03:16:50 PM »
Oh I see,  The gloves keep your hands clean during dressing.  :tup:
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2016, 04:20:26 PM »
Wow I've nicked the guts before but never had that happen.  I for sure will be more careful this year cause I guarantee this video will pop into my head.  I agree the gutless method is good but sometimes circumstances work out better for a quick gut and come back type of deal.  I make my call depending on how long I think its gonna take to pack out.  I do like the lack of blood involved with the gutless for sure.

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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2016, 05:01:04 PM »
Never gets old!
As long as we have the habitat, we can argue forever about who gets to kill what and when.  No habitat = no game.

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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2016, 01:36:06 PM »
Hilarious! Reminds me of the first time I gutted a deer as a teenager in the 70s. While bent over under lantern light I nicked the gut sack and a stream of hot putrid gas hit me square in the face as I was inhaling. Thought of that while field dressing every animal since!
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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2016, 02:03:57 PM »
I can't stop laughing!!!!

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Re: How not to field dress an elk
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2016, 05:07:31 PM »
The reaction from his buddies is my favorite part. That's exactly what my buddies would do if that happened to one of us.
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