I am riddled with guilt. I ask you, my friends, what can I do to make up for all these lapses in judgment?
Tell ya what, you go ahead and send that ugly ole thing my way, I'll even pay for shipping, and all will be forgiven.

And just to show I'm a kind hearted soul, down the road if you find you just can't bare to live with that rifle anymore, my offer will forever be good, send it my way and I'll pay the shipping.
