Well, after reading your post, you do sound like a true Eastside type of guy. Sorry about the spike only deal. There is some monster bulls on the Eastside, seen 'em with my own eyes! Seriously, if you don't like the Westside habitat, the Eastside is great if you have the patience to put in for Special Permit hunts. There are some units that have some serious numbers of big, dare I say dumb, bulls.
I've spent a lot of time over there and had bulls that were trying to keep their harem together and actually made a bee line to my rig. We moved about the unit and saw at least a dozen shooters (if we had a permit). The thing that really got me is when we stopped at a huge shale slide, (reminded us of a gravel pit here on the Westside) and pulled out our .22's for a little target practice. As the .22 bullets would glance off the shale, they would make a whining, high pitch sound. It didn't take but a few shots and we had a bull bugling at us. We stopped shooting and he stopped bugling. We would occasionally take a shot as if we were bugling back and he would bugle. He started getting closer so we just quit shooting. With no bugling at all he silently came in and showed himself on the far side of the shale slide. He was what I would consider huge. I also opened my truck door, that squeaks, and got a bugle out of a bull in another area of the unit.
Keep in mind this was a scouting trip in the peak of the rut so the bulls were suffering from a massive IQ drop. But they are there, so if you end up hunting the Eastside make sure you continue to put in for permits. I personally have only taken a spike bull and a few Mulie bucks from that side of the mountains but I spent 90% of my time on the Westside so my record doesn't count for much over there.
Lefthook