Disgrunntled? You bet !

[cryder]

So after 6 seasons of hard elk chasing . I've come.to the conclusion that im nothing but pains reciprocal. And when the uncontrollable urge to take a crap in the woods has subsided im left with many hours alone to contemplate the war inside my head ( Mr. Majestic ) but i always come back to these suspected successful elk hunt vidioes and pictures that player this forum and the manly manual cover that fish n feathers schemes up each year but I have figgered. You guys out. !! First you are a doctors lawyer and fly in your kill with chopper from the Alaska outback because you can or your over age 55 and some old crotchet has somehow determined. You have to much time on your hands and you met him for lunch and he crowned you MASTER HUNTER ! You get your first service call to be at the ranger station by nachos and they hand you a costume that resembles a Iraqi attack suit they hand you a missle siloe with a Hubble telescope point out which of the feeding heard to take set up the photo shoot and plaster it everywhere these are the escapes. I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year ! So if your headed to Deshuttes pic me up cuz its the only place not compleatly conquered by wolves I hear

[92xj]

Rimrock must have sucked horribly this year, getting worse and worse up there, especially with the wolves.

[cryder]

20 years never been that bad I don't think anybody got reports on rimrock ? Bow haters of course.

[fishnfur]

Welcome back Cryder.  I was missin' ya!

[JJB11B]

you should run for president with OFFDAHOOK as a running mate 

[snake]

yes you are correct, please go to Deschutues.

[pianoman9701]

Mods, is there a way to be notified every time someone posts?

[Elkrunner]

So after 6 seasons of hard elk chasing . I've come.to the conclusion that im nothing but pains reciprocal. And when the uncontrollable urge to take a crap in the woods has subsided im left with many hours alone to contemplate the war inside my head ( Mr. Majestic ) but i always come back to these suspected successful elk hunt vidioes and pictures that player this forum and the manly manual cover that fish n feathers schemes up each year but I have figgered. You guys out. !! First you are a doctors lawyer and fly in your kill with chopper from the Alaska outback because you can or your over age 55 and some old crotchet has somehow determined. You have to much time on your hands and you met him for lunch and he crowned you MASTER HUNTER ! You get your first service call to be at the ranger station by nachos and they hand you a costume that resembles a Iraqi attack suit they hand you a missle siloe with a Hubble telescope point out which of the feeding heard to take set up the photo shoot and plaster it everywhere these are the escapes. I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year ! So if your headed to Deshuttes pic me up cuz its the only place not compleatly conquered by wolves I hear

Ummm..not even sure what half of that means...

[trophyhunt]

So after 6 seasons of hard elk chasing . I've come.to the conclusion that im nothing but pains reciprocal. And when the uncontrollable urge to take a crap in the woods has subsided im left with many hours alone to contemplate the war inside my head ( Mr. Majestic ) but i always come back to these suspected successful elk hunt vidioes and pictures that player this forum and the manly manual cover that fish n feathers schemes up each year but I have figgered. You guys out. !! First you are a doctors lawyer and fly in your kill with chopper from the Alaska outback because you can or your over age 55 and some old crotchet has somehow determined. You have to much time on your hands and you met him for lunch and he crowned you MASTER HUNTER ! You get your first service call to be at the ranger station by nachos and they hand you a costume that resembles a Iraqi attack suit they hand you a missle siloe with a Hubble telescope point out which of the feeding heard to take set up the photo shoot and plaster it everywhere these are the escapes. I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year ! So if your headed to Deshuttes pic me up cuz its the only place not compleatly conquered by wolves I hear

Ummm..not even sure what half of that means...

I'm with you on that, so confusing!

[Dead-Eye]

He's a terrible writer, and I don't think he checks or edits anything he writes. Some of the sentences just stop in the middle, so I think he may be writing on a smartphone with spellcheck, etc.
 
Example: but I have figgered. You guys out!

I think he's trying to be funny with references to Mr. Majestic and the Hubble telescope reference; they're just such vague references that nobody really picks up on them.  I can sort out some of what he's saying, but a lot of it doesn't make any sense.  Again, I'm guessing that the spellchecker in his phone changed enough words to change what he meant to say.  Some of it that doesn't seem to be misspelled just doesn't make sense, like "plaster it everywhere these are the escapes" and "I'm nothing but pains reciprocal" and "I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year!"

I'm a writer, and I also help other writers edit their work, and when they're pouring it out and not stopping for anything, some of it isn't much better than this!  I suspect he was in that same kind of "zone" when he laid this down. Some time spent editing it would have been helpful, for sure.

[pianoman9701]

You're unfamiliar with his previous works, I take it.

[Antlershed]

you should run for president with OFFDAHOOK as a running mate 

[cbond3318]

He's a terrible writer, and I don't think he checks or edits anything he writes. Some of the sentences just stop in the middle, so I think he may be writing on a smartphone with spellcheck, etc.
 
Example: but I have figgered. You guys out!

I think he's trying to be funny with references to Mr. Majestic and the Hubble telescope reference; they're just such vague references that nobody really picks up on them.  I can sort out some of what he's saying, but a lot of it doesn't make any sense.  Again, I'm guessing that the spellchecker in his phone changed enough words to change what he meant to say.  Some of it that doesn't seem to be misspelled just doesn't make sense, like "plaster it everywhere these are the escapes" and "I'm nothing but pains reciprocal" and "I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year!"

I'm a writer, and I also help other writers edit their work, and when they're pouring it out and not stopping for anything, some of it isn't much better than this!  I suspect he was in that same kind of "zone" when he laid this down. Some time spent editing it would have been helpful, for sure.

Just let it be bro, just let it be. 

[Jonathan_S]

Sup sup cryder?!

Hunting the Rimrock and Newman Lake area is going to be perpetually frustrating. Since you're already driving across the state to elk hunt, why not go to the west side?

[Duckslayer89]

Missle silo is a high powered high dollar rifle, Hubble telescope is a giant scope, Iraqi attack suit is all camoflauged out, master hunter being shown a herd out in a farmers field easy pickings. Post pics on here like it was a bad ass hunt I guess maybe?That's what i gathered at first

[Elkrunner]

The turbulent times and government Hippocracy has caused the elk migration to evacuate and run for distant lands. 

[theleo]

So after 6 seasons of hard elk chasing . I've come.to the conclusion that im nothing but pains reciprocal. And when the uncontrollable urge to take a crap in the woods has subsided im left with many hours alone to contemplate the war inside my head ( Mr. Majestic ) but i always come back to these suspected successful elk hunt vidioes and pictures that player this forum and the manly manual cover that fish n feathers schemes up each year but I have figgered. You guys out. !! First you are a doctors lawyer and fly in your kill with chopper from the Alaska outback because you can or your over age 55 and some old crotchet has somehow determined. You have to much time on your hands and you met him for lunch and he crowned you MASTER HUNTER ! You get your first service call to be at the ranger station by nachos and they hand you a costume that resembles a Iraqi attack suit they hand you a missle siloe with a Hubble telescope point out which of the feeding heard to take set up the photo shoot and plaster it everywhere these are the escapes. I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year ! So if your headed to Deshuttes pic me up cuz its the only place not compleatly conquered by wolves I hear

Would it help you to know that I'm 30 years old, have a 6 year old and 1 year old, make under $40,000 a year at my full time job, wear discount camo, have no big game rifle larger than a 338-06, nothing faster than a 280AI, and the majority of them have 3-9x power scopes? The bow is tricked out but that didn't help me out this year.

[pianoman9701]

The turbulent times and government Hippocracy has caused the elk migration to evacuate and run for distant lands.

They should be returning anytime then? 

[Duckslayer89]

The turbulent times and government Hippocracy has caused the elk migration to evacuate and run for distant lands.

They should be returning anytime then? 

Bigly

[Dead-Eye]

You're unfamiliar with his previous works, I take it.

Heheheh,

You're correct. I take it this is pretty typical?

[pianoman9701]

He's improved. 

[LDennis24]

I think I might have had an aneurysim after reading that. This is like reading the pirate talk on facebook.

[cryder]

Let me see if I can get a passing grade on this , first of all who the h , e , double hockey sticks confused me with someone who cares about spelling , when im venting , which is now and anytime soon. There is a way to not read rants that don't interest you , its called buffering , yoogle that on your google. And if im annoying anyone just hand me a hall pass and ill take another break from this pecking board and these fools can keep trying to figure out who is the smartest clown out there myself im satisfied with just being a bad writer clown. Wouldn't change a thing to satisfy anyone's intellect don't like it change the channel . looking forward to my next report card.! ! Get a freegn grip !! Or better yet ! Let it be !

[Reidus]

LMAO!!

[h2ofowlr]

Cryer,

Not offended by what you wrote.  Just dumbfounded and clueless on what you were venting on.  As long as you got it out of your system, we can let the gargled mess fly!

[elkboy]

No worries, Cryder, we're here to listen. I sometimes worry, too, that hunting is getting less accessible for average fellows like most of us. But there are an awful lot of good hunts out there, just waiting to be discovered. Could be a knock on the next farm door, or a hike into a not-so-obvious location, or just a different tactic while in the field. Best of luck to you in 2017!

[Curly]

Cryder, you have a large following.  Lots of fans of yours on here.  We love reading your rants. 

 

[NOCK NOCK]

  and you do make sense to some of us.    Keep up the good work brother

[Elkrunner]

Cryder,
I just like to raz you.  RANT ON!

[coachcw]

Is this what happens when you mix beers ?

[Jonathan_S]

Is this what happens when you mix beers ?

...with absinthe 

[cryder]

Well next year im going to that unchartered area where I have never been going to the Deshuttes area I've already discovered this is going to take some serioyse study any p.m.s or help on that is seriously appreciated . the window is closing on this old decrepit cancer victim so im still all in can't believe it but 365 is not any longer the opportunity it once was very sad sooooooooo !! Duuuussshhhhuuuutttes !! Oops I think I just failed for the quarter 😛😛

[millerwheeler]

Damn whatever he's drinking I want some ....... or is it the green stuff ?

[TriggerMike]

This thread is what I picture happening if a person mixed Cockney English with a deep southern bayou Cajun accent. 

Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

[Elkrunner]

doush-utes?

[LDennis24]

I don't think anyone really cares how you type as long as its understandable!

[2MANY]

Peas where con dumb sew u not pass gee net ticks yawn.

U should knot repo deuce.

Tank u.

[b23]

Damn whatever he's drinking I want some ....... or is it the green stuff ?

Nah, it's neither one of those.  It's a Spokane thing, haven't you heard, the gene pool is reallllll shallow up here.     

[cryder]

😂😂 Again get a grip or just let it go better yet change the channel lots of ways to communicate these days try some fun or imagination or do we always have to be right correct and perfect to get inside the perfectly hermetically sealed armor of intelligence you see in the mirror every morning just to listened to by your ears this pecking board cracks me up. Anyways get out there im waiting for the 25th when real hunters take to the woods again and im all in tree stand been up for months camera full of deer so maybe ill contemplate my tact while up in that tree ? Now somebody wine about my lack of periods so I can crack up again 😂😂

[cbond3318]

😂😂 Again get a grip or just let it go better yet change the channel lots of ways to communicate these days try some fun or imagination or do we always have to be right correct and perfect to get inside the perfectly hermetically sealed armor of intelligence you see in the mirror every morning just to listened to by your ears this pecking board cracks me up. Anyways get out there im waiting for the 25th when real hunters take to the woods again and im all in tree stand been up for months camera full of deer so maybe ill contemplate my tact while up in that tree ? Now somebody wine about my lack of periods so I can crack up again 😂😂

    Good luck to ya this late season.

[Reidus]

" hermetically sealed armor of intelligence"   

[NOCK NOCK]

I for one look forward to reading your posts cryder.

I learn a lot about other members by how they react/comment about your posts. I agree....change the channel if ya don't want to read it.....no need to belittle others who are participating on this forum in their way. 

BTW, "hermetically sealed armor of intelligence"   PURE GOLD right there 

[SemperFidelis97]

I for one look forward to reading your posts cryder.

I learn a lot about other members by how they react/comment about your posts. I agree....change the channel if ya don't want to read it.....no need to belittle others who are participating on this forum in their way. 

BTW, "hermetically sealed armor of intelligence"   PURE GOLD right there 

Agreed, how can you not love Cryders posts.

[Naches Sportsman]

Google luck Cryder. The Christian Rock Band was setting up the other day. Hopefully they aren't too abnoxious.

[Bullkllr]

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