Disgrunntled? You bet !

[Elkrunner]

The turbulent times and government Hippocracy has caused the elk migration to evacuate and run for distant lands. 

[theleo]

So after 6 seasons of hard elk chasing . I've come.to the conclusion that im nothing but pains reciprocal. And when the uncontrollable urge to take a crap in the woods has subsided im left with many hours alone to contemplate the war inside my head ( Mr. Majestic ) but i always come back to these suspected successful elk hunt vidioes and pictures that player this forum and the manly manual cover that fish n feathers schemes up each year but I have figgered. You guys out. !! First you are a doctors lawyer and fly in your kill with chopper from the Alaska outback because you can or your over age 55 and some old crotchet has somehow determined. You have to much time on your hands and you met him for lunch and he crowned you MASTER HUNTER ! You get your first service call to be at the ranger station by nachos and they hand you a costume that resembles a Iraqi attack suit they hand you a missle siloe with a Hubble telescope point out which of the feeding heard to take set up the photo shoot and plaster it everywhere these are the escapes. I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year ! So if your headed to Deshuttes pic me up cuz its the only place not compleatly conquered by wolves I hear

Would it help you to know that I'm 30 years old, have a 6 year old and 1 year old, make under $40,000 a year at my full time job, wear discount camo, have no big game rifle larger than a 338-06, nothing faster than a 280AI, and the majority of them have 3-9x power scopes? The bow is tricked out but that didn't help me out this year.

[pianoman9701]

The turbulent times and government Hippocracy has caused the elk migration to evacuate and run for distant lands.

They should be returning anytime then? 

[Duckslayer89]

The turbulent times and government Hippocracy has caused the elk migration to evacuate and run for distant lands.

They should be returning anytime then? 

Bigly

[Dead-Eye]

You're unfamiliar with his previous works, I take it.

Heheheh,

You're correct. I take it this is pretty typical?

[pianoman9701]

He's improved. 

[LDennis24]

I think I might have had an aneurysim after reading that. This is like reading the pirate talk on facebook.

[cryder]

Let me see if I can get a passing grade on this , first of all who the h , e , double hockey sticks confused me with someone who cares about spelling , when im venting , which is now and anytime soon. There is a way to not read rants that don't interest you , its called buffering , yoogle that on your google. And if im annoying anyone just hand me a hall pass and ill take another break from this pecking board and these fools can keep trying to figure out who is the smartest clown out there myself im satisfied with just being a bad writer clown. Wouldn't change a thing to satisfy anyone's intellect don't like it change the channel . looking forward to my next report card.! ! Get a freegn grip !! Or better yet ! Let it be !

[Reidus]

LMAO!!

[h2ofowlr]

Cryer,

Not offended by what you wrote.  Just dumbfounded and clueless on what you were venting on.  As long as you got it out of your system, we can let the gargled mess fly!

[elkboy]

No worries, Cryder, we're here to listen. I sometimes worry, too, that hunting is getting less accessible for average fellows like most of us. But there are an awful lot of good hunts out there, just waiting to be discovered. Could be a knock on the next farm door, or a hike into a not-so-obvious location, or just a different tactic while in the field. Best of luck to you in 2017!

[Curly]

Cryder, you have a large following.  Lots of fans of yours on here.  We love reading your rants. 

 

[NOCK NOCK]

  and you do make sense to some of us.    Keep up the good work brother

[Elkrunner]

Cryder,
I just like to raz you.  RANT ON!

[coachcw]

Is this what happens when you mix beers ?