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Offline cardinalguns

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Forgive me
« on: December 15, 2016, 07:49:52 AM »
From another site, modified to fit here, but true of the silly nit-picking that goes on nonetheless:

Forgive me, fellow hunters: I have committed sins against Hunt-Wa, and my transgressions are many...



#1. I was stunt shooting with a .270 Winchester
#2. I used a conventional CNC bullet, NOT a Nosler Partition
#3. I used a Remington 700. It didn't fire by itself, and the bolt handle didn't fall off...
#4. It was not nestled in a McMillan stock!
#5. Horror of Horrors...the scope mounts were windage adjustable 
#6. The scope was a 2x7 Redfield Revolution, barely got the job done without a European name...
#7. There was no blue tape or ballistics charts to be found on the rifle.
#8. I did not install a cobra sling holding 5 emergency rounds of ammo.

I am riddled with guilt. I ask you, my friends, what can I do to make up for all these lapses in judgment?
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2016, 07:55:37 AM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2016, 08:26:20 AM »
Nice rifle and nice pig. How was the meat?

Can't beat the 270 Win.
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2016, 08:30:19 AM »
 :tup:I have that very same scope.  I love it, and I had enough money left over to buy OTC loads
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2016, 08:36:04 AM »
Three Hail Marys and two Our Fathers and you will be right with the world!

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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2016, 09:55:28 AM »
Quote from: bobcat on December 15, 2016, 08:26:20 AM
Nice rifle and nice pig. How was the meat?

Can't beat the 270 Win.

Hi Bob, I didn't get to try the meat. I borrowed the post from another hunting website.
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2016, 10:18:11 AM »
Things are getting a little slow.  :chuckle:
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2016, 10:35:56 AM »
It would have been a better story if you went traditional, and used the knife instead of the rifle....just sayin.
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2016, 10:54:22 AM »
I am not that tough- perhaps you can illustrate?
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2016, 11:48:06 AM »
I understand your grief. For I too have and do commit those same sins............. :rolleyes:
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2016, 12:05:15 PM »
Quote from: 3584ELK on December 15, 2016, 07:49:52 AM

I am riddled with guilt. I ask you, my friends, what can I do to make up for all these lapses in judgment?


I would have said the obvious a big slab of BBQ pork ribs would go a long way to may up for your lapse in judgement............

But since it is not your pig, well your just screwed,
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2016, 12:18:36 PM »
I think the only fair sentence for a crime of this magnitude is sentencing you to read every single post about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton for the next two weeks. If you fulfill that obligation and demonstrate a truly contrite attitude for this atrocious behavior, all further consequences will be forgiven.
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2016, 12:32:40 PM »
 :tup:
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2016, 12:43:06 PM »
Not gonna lie...I like the knife better than the rifle.
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Re: Forgive me
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2016, 01:08:07 PM »
Quote from: jackelope on December 15, 2016, 12:43:06 PM
Not gonna lie...I like the knife better than the rifle.
:yeah: Man Up!!
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