From another site, modified to fit here, but true of the silly nit-picking that goes on nonetheless:
Forgive me, fellow hunters: I have committed sins against Hunt-Wa, and my transgressions are many...

#1. I was stunt shooting with a .270 Winchester
#2. I used a conventional CNC bullet, NOT a Nosler Partition
#3. I used a Remington 700. It didn't fire by itself, and the bolt handle didn't fall off...
#4. It was not nestled in a McMillan stock!
#5. Horror of Horrors...the scope mounts were windage adjustable
#6. The scope was a 2x7 Redfield Revolution, barely got the job done without a European name...
#7. There was no blue tape or ballistics charts to be found on the rifle.
#8. I did not install a cobra sling holding 5 emergency rounds of ammo.
I am riddled with guilt. I ask you, my friends, what can I do to make up for all these lapses in judgment?