"He sure was a cuddly wolf and fun to play with!"
In an unrelated story, researchers are trying to determine how Juneau's domestic dog population and dozens of residents contracted the parasite echinococcus granulosus. Jane Doetag was quoted as saying "We just don't understand it. All of a sudden, all of us have cysts in our lungs. My dog won't stop scooting across the carpet on his butt and pants after running 100 feet. Strangest thing!"