Catch and release duck hunting!

[Special T]

For the sake of the children

http://www.theonion.com/article/ethical-hunter-throws-duck-he-shot-back-sky-51355

[Bob33]

Great role model. I often release the deer I "catch"

[h2ofowlr]

  .  They must not require UA's for writers at The Onion.   

[Special T]

.  They must not require UA's for writers at The Onion.   

If anyone could figure out how to do it I would have figured you were their expert source!

[KFhunter]

[Stein]

I shoot and release ducks all the time, several guys around here can attest to that.  I don't even have to handle them, I say the word and they fly off like nothing happened.

[Special T]

Finally a good use for cornmorrants! Perhaps they don't all need to die!