Entertaining Once again !!

[cryder]

I got all my honey do list done , so I wandered up to visit the guys missle silo, for the moving pumpkin patch sherades, of Hubble guided hunting expertise , on the first morning they all had there military moves calculated so I stayed safe by all the vehicles hoping not to be mistaken for a 2 legged deer , bear elk or snipe fer crap sakes , I wandered down by the creek quickly n smartly , only to be scolded for missing the dress code, so went back to the safety of the metal and paint of the vehicles and tents. Only to be entertained by the constant passing by of alien dressed peeps with everything they can pack into and on top of there moon mobiles , let's see , 5 a.t.v.'s , deasle junks with what ever makes them squeel n crap now that they have fixed it , hummer with launchers hanging out the windows , and yep ! You guessed it the slacked jawed yokel driveing what's left of a Ford ranger , one door , bent cab from what looked like a tree landed on it , no teeth , I guarantee no tag , no license , and he want to know how were doing ,,,, as he looks over what we have to steal once everyone is screwed on goof juice and passed out , then there's the well educated and obviously well to do and well dressed dude in the fluorescent camo's, WOW ! Do you look great ! But where did you go ? You were right here , but I can't find you , blend in so well ? O. M. G. . !  Once I inventoried all the equipment theses fools brought out here I figger the spike they got between the 6 of them is ,,,, well , still I don't get it !!!  Or actually maybe I do ,, IM A BOW HUNTER ! Had a blast , watching you foolish well dressed woodsy clowns , thanks for the fun !!!

[pianoman9701]

Yes Cryder; it's very entertaining. 

[NOCK NOCK]

True story dude, even better than a boat launch. 

[cryder]

On the second day i was asked if I would walk the valley of the canyon , so now it was a moment I knew was comeing but I had no idea what it was going to feel like at allll ! I was handed a costume of very bright orange nylon stuff , I have never felt so out of place , so very ignorantly stupid and just plain uncomfortable in the woods , wow , hey look I'm glowing !

[PlateauNDN]

Now this is a hunting story. where's my popcorn.

[JakeLand]

Ahhhh you made my Monday!!!!

[DOUBLELUNG]

My solution to modern opener madness was to hunt both afternoons.  My only fear is my wife decreeing this will be my new normal.

[cavemann]

has anyone ever suggested a weekly column for HuntWa??  Something like Easy Cryder Weekly?  Cryder Rules? Midnight Cryder logs?

Cryder, I love reading your post and can't get enough

[NOCK NOCK]

 

Cryder has a an awesome gift with words. You should be writing books.

[cryder]

well thanx guys ,but im not out for any awards or catorgorizing , I just call it like I hate it ?  no rules just write ? in this scary , depressing exsistance we are sometimes forced to ubsorb , I just gotta see the rediculouse side of stuff , heck our newly elected leader is making that easier everyday , maybe give him a colum of his own , hes always derect and right , just ask him . As you can see ill travel for this idiocraty , and sitting in that camp and meeting peeps ill never see again prolly , was very world forgetting , one guy asek me how much mushrooms I took !!! HUH ? Im just naturaly smileing I geuss when it comes to world class hunters 

[elkboy]

Write a weekly column, Cryder, and every time you drive this way south of Spokane, the beer's on me!  How's that for starting an incentive list? Come on, HuntWA, help me out here!  We got to keep the Cryderisms coming!