It's taken me years of sleuthing and research, But I've finally cracked the boneaddict code! For a mere $500 YOU TOO can be in the presence of giants.
How did I deduce the whereabouts of the stealthy boneaddict? First I had to come to grips with not thinking like a human, but like a stone cold predator. I had to really get into the mind of the hunter.
Second, I had to wrap my head around not believing the evidence as presented. Boneaddict is a master at subterfuge. Three parts Maxwell Smart, a dash of Agent 99 (not the the sexy bit - the smart bit... OK, the sexy bit, too

), and 7 parts Houdini. Yes, you read that right. POOF! He vanishes before your eyes, only to reappear two draws over, a kinky smile on his face.
But the clincher on breaking the code was the discovery of his secret!
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