Haha! The things a guy finds in his center console.

[Biggerhammer]

😈

Cleaning out the center console, dug deep. You know, the forgot about that one. Oh ya, I rembemer that one!

[Alchase]

So you have more than one set of pink fuzzy handcuffs? 


 

[jackelope]

You forgot you had a gun in there?

(console)

[Boss .300 winmag]

At least you forgot the handcuffs in the console, and not her.🤣

[PlateauNDN]

You forgot the fuzzy handcuffs or the pistol?

[Biggerhammer]

You forgot the fuzzy handcuffs or the pistol?

The handgun. One of those spontaneous purchases. I had picked up a rifle at a local gun shop and asked if they had any deals. They told me they had two FDE standard XD 9’s. $300.00 each so I picked them up also.

Shot one on the way home, threw it the center console and put the other in the safe. Completely forgot about the one in the truck.

[hunter399]

I hate to see what's in the glove box, or the trunk.

[ghosthunter]

Might of had some explains to do at the border.
Good thing you purged.

[CAMPMEAT]

You rascal you !

[jasnt]

I’ll admit I’ve done this also

[Biggerhammer]

I’ll admit I’ve done this also

Once I woke up in the middle of the night, wondering where a Colt Combat Commader 1911 was. I thought I haven’t seen that hadgun for months. I went through the shop, the house, vehicles couldn’t  find it. Went back to bed. Woke up in the morning, I was pouring a cup of coffee thinking. Why did I tear the place apart last night looking for a handgun I traded a long time ago.

[jasnt]

 

[yorketransport]

Once I woke up in the middle of the night, wondering where a Colt Combat Commader 1911 was. I thought I haven’t seen that hadgun for months. I went through the shop, the house, vehicles couldn’t  find it. Went back to bed. Woke up in the morning, I was pouring a cup of coffee thinking. Why did I tear the place apart last night looking for a handgun I traded a long time ago.

I do the opposite. I was digging through a box of parts under my workbench one time and found 3 Savage receivers I was sure I sold a year earlier and a 1911 in pieces.

[Biggerhammer]

I picked up a Remington 700 Classic in 8x57. Found some brass on line, ordered it. Waited and waited no brass. Back ordered! Waited, waited finally go it. Knew I had some 200gr Accubond’s for it. I was looking for them and in a the process I found 100 pieces of new 8x57 brass I already had.  By then work got so busy, I didn’t have a chance to shoot that rifle for over a month.

[jasnt]

I picked up a Remington 700 Classic in 8x57. Found some brass on line, ordered it. Waited and waited no brass. Back ordered! Waited, waited finally go it. Knew I had some 200gr Accubond’s for it. I was looking for them and in a the process I found 100 pieces of new 8x57 brass I already had.  By then work got so busy, I didn’t have a chance to shoot that rifle for over a month.

a month with out shooting?!?!? 

[Biggerhammer]

I picked up a Remington 700 Classic in 8x57. Found some brass on line, ordered it. Waited and waited no brass. Back ordered! Waited, waited finally go it. Knew I had some 200gr Accubond’s for it. I was looking for them and in a the process I found 100 pieces of new 8x57 brass I already had.  By then work got so busy, I didn’t have a chance to shoot that rifle for over a month.

a month with out shooting?!?!? 

It was tragic!

[Cylvertip]

😈

Cleaning out the center console, dug deep. You know, the forgot about that one. Oh ya, I rembemer that one!

I thought you were maybe referring to the one the handcuffs were used on?   

[flatbkman]

Years ago my son was down visiting (he was about 112 or 13 at the time) and he showed me his new wallet. I saw that he had a condom in it, I took out the condom and put a dollar in its place and placed the condom in my console. Told him when he needed it he could go to any bowling alley and buy 2 and asked him what he thinks would happen if his mom (my ex) found it. He was good with that. I forgot about it until about 6 months latter when my then wife found it, That was real fun to explain to her.

[RB]

When I cleaned out my 99 Dodge before I sold it found over 200 rounds of ammo. Thought I had "a box" of ammo under the seat, found four boxes of 50 for two different calibers. Then loose rounds and brass found six different calibers including ammo to guns I have never owned. Found a couple airline bottles of Crown Royal and the helped the cleaning go better. 

[Biggerhammer]

Years ago my son was down visiting (he was about 112 or 13 at the time) and he showed me his new wallet. I saw that he had a condom in it, I took out the condom and put a dollar in its place and placed the condom in my console. Told him when he needed it he could go to any bowling alley and buy 2 and asked him what he thinks would happen if his mom (my ex) found it. He was good with that. I forgot about it until about 6 months latter when my then wife found it, That was real fun to explain to her.

Haha! I bet!

[Old Man Yager]

😈

Cleaning out the center console, dug deep. You know, the forgot about that one. Oh ya, I rembemer that one!

I thought you were maybe referring to the one the handcuffs were used on?   

How long was it in there before you found it?

[Alchase]

Back in the late 70s I had been hunting all week, got home and had to take a buddy to the airport to leave for boot camp. I get to security and start emptying my pockets. A handful of .22 rounds, and ten 7mm rounds (from my cartridge holder stock sleeve) and a pocket knife. I walk the through the metal detector and they give it all back.

Fast forward to December 2015, I was flying from OKC to Seattle for Christmas. I had a firearm packed and labeled so they brought me in for a pat down. They send me through the sniffer and it goes off. Accompanied by a couple extra security to an office for questioning. I had been shooting all day the day before at BDC range, and I was wearing the same fleece jacket.
Times sure change, lol

[2labs]

Ten year old Copenhagen tin

[DOUBLELUNG]

I’ll admit I’ve done this also

Once I woke up in the middle of the night, wondering where a Colt Combat Commader 1911 was. I thought I haven’t seen that hadgun for months. I went through the shop, the house, vehicles couldn’t  find it. Went back to bed. Woke up in the morning, I was pouring a cup of coffee thinking. Why did I tear the place apart last night looking for a handgun I traded a long time ago.

I have an annoying recurring dream that I've lost track of several pistols I'd hidden around the house and cant find them or remember where I put them.

[JimmyHoffa]

From the title and OP, before I opened this I was thinking how'd a tikka and vortex fit in a center console. 

[pianoman9701]

I look forward to the day when I have so many handguns, they're easy to lose track of! 

[cavemann]

That photo screams caption/meme contest along with the title...

[2MANY]

Now if you buy a Ford you will find a truck around your center console.

[thinkingman]

You forgot the fuzzy handcuffs or the pistol?

The handgun. One of those spontaneous purchases. I had picked up a rifle at a local gun shop and asked if they had any deals. They told me they had two FDE standard XD 9’s. $300.00 each so I picked them up also.

Shot one on the way home, threw it the center console and put the other in the safe. Completely forgot about the one in the truck.

That’s some responsible ownership right there.

...and then brag about it on a forum.


I can’t find words...

[Biggerhammer]

You forgot the fuzzy handcuffs or the pistol?

The handgun. One of those spontaneous purchases. I had picked up a rifle at a local gun shop and asked if they had any deals. They told me they had two FDE standard XD 9’s. $300.00 each so I picked them up also.

Shot one on the way home, threw it the center console and put the other in the safe. Completely forgot about the one in the truck.

That’s some responsible ownership right there.

...and then brag about it on a forum.


I can’t find words... DRAMA !!!

Go earn another merit badge with your girlscout group. Your time would be better served elsewhere. I don’t care for you and you don’t care for me. Put me on “Ignore” and save yourself some keyboard time. You enjoy your evening.

[thinkingman]

You forgot the fuzzy handcuffs or the pistol?

The handgun. One of those spontaneous purchases. I had picked up a rifle at a local gun shop and asked if they had any deals. They told me they had two FDE standard XD 9’s. $300.00 each so I picked them up also.

Shot one on the way home, threw it the center console and put the other in the safe. Completely forgot about the one in the truck.

That’s some responsible ownership right there.

...and then brag about it on a forum.


I can’t find words... DRAMA !!!

Go earn another merit badge with your girlscout group. Your time would be better served elsewhere. I don’t care for you and you don’t care for me. Put me on “Ignore” and save yourself some keyboard time. You enjoy your evening.

Ignore this train wreck?  NO WAY!
The unintended comedy factor is way too high.

Embrace the hate

[yorketransport]

Ignore this train wreck?  NO WAY!
The unintended comedy factor is way too high.

Embrace the hate

I'm not sure I'd call it unintended......

[Boss .300 winmag]

Wish I could find some special permit draws in my center console, oh wait I don’t have one in my truck.🤬

[Biggerhammer]

Ignore this train wreck?  NO WAY!
The unintended comedy factor is way too high.

Embrace the hate

I'm not sure I'd call it unintended......

Yahtzee!

[Biggerhammer]

I’m going to go stuff three or four more loaded handguns in my center console, along with a couple M18 smoke (Red! My favorite). Why? Because of over 200 years of freedom and I can!

MAGA!

May even toss a “Assault Hammer” in with the mix!

[Jonathan_S]

  got ‘em 

[Alchase]

Can you stash one in my center console I will promise to not remind you it is there 

Don’t need the pink handcuffs though, not my color

[Calvin Rayborn]

Bow Chicka Wow Wow...!