Dead mouse bit me

[Mouseproblem]

What part of NY are you from?

Good grief almighty.

Tell me you didn't have any kids!!!

The cats are my kids

[PlateauNDN]

  I thought cryder created a new account for a second there.

[Gringo31]

Staring at screen with my mouth open.......


I'm stunned.

[WapitiTalk1]

 

[Gringo31]

It's starting to sink in a little more.


So a guy from New York is practicing up on his survival skills, so he takes a mouse his cat killed, gets injured by it and goes to google to find help.

Did I get that right?

[Special T]

rats are the Viking version of bunny rabbits... Looks like a plate of viking food to me Wapititalk1

[Bullkllr]

Shoulda just gone old school:

[rasbo]

Okay didn't know I shoulda clarified this; I was practicing survival techniques on it like skinning and gutting, I wasn't gonna eat it lol... I actually cooked it and fed it back to my cats because they're too darn tamed to know they can eat uncooked meats. I did keep the p3elt though, it is insanely soft.

the pelts make great thongs,almost as soft as a mole,,ps, extract teeth before wearing thong

[Alchase]

Okay didn't know I shoulda clarified this; I was practicing survival techniques on it like skinning and gutting, I wasn't gonna eat it lol... I actually cooked it and fed it back to my cats because they're too darn tamed to know they can eat uncooked meats. I did keep the p3elt though, it is insanely soft.

the pelts make great thongs,almost as soft as a mole,,ps, extract teeth before wearing thong

But they only fit the "size challenged" I hear, LOL 

Mouseproblem, if you are from NY, Central Park would be a great place to try your Survival skills, and there is plenty of food sources available in those "Straight Tailed Squirrels" that are all over the park.
Here's a hint, they aren't really squirrels 

[Seahawk12]

And so it begins.....
We have patient zero of the zombie plague.


Zombie mouse bites human in heavily populated metro area.
My advice to zombie mouse bit victim is to get a kevlar helmet before you turn. It'll make you a more boss-level zombie later.

[jrebel]

Got bit by a mouse in idaho last year while elk hunting......I'm still alive. 

[Fl0und3rz]

Bite it back 

Threadwinner.

[Curly]

This is the first time I have really heard of a "cat man".  Everybody has heard of a "cat lady"..........(single lady with several cats), but a cat man?     

Anyway, this can't really be a serious thread is it?  Is the cat-man really seeking survival advice or first aid advice?  I think I was too distracted to notice exactly what advice was being sought out.....
 

[ghosthunter]

[cbond3318]

@rickychen