Easy Peasy,
Bring 1 qt water to a slow boil in medium sauce pan
Drizzle Washington Archery Deer Tag in fresh squeezed tears
Slowly let the tag sink to the bottom of pan
The dates will fade when done
Next, take crisp $100 bill from wallet and finely mince, accidentally cut finger
Drain water from pan and pat tag dry with First Lite beanie
Sprinkle Benjamin on the tag and plate the tag
Finally, pull up HUntWa “2018 Deer” thread
Take heaping teaspoon of kosher salt and sprinkle onto cut finger.
Best eaten taquito style.