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Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« on: March 28, 2009, 09:06:54 AM »
OK - I learned a lesson early in my turkey hunting career..If you are in the woods walking along and you see a camo glove laying there DON'T assume it is LOST and is missing its owner   :'( , leave it on the ground.  DO NOT PICK IT UP!  90% of the time... it was sacrificed by a *censored* turkey hunter who forgot to bring buttwipe! If you see two gloves and a facemask..you know it was really bad...LOL  LEAVE THEM THERE!  Remember to bring the TP...Now if they are Under Armour gloves..it might be worth it???? I guess it depends...LOL.. No funny business Wacenturian!
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 09:33:31 AM »
Yelp.....you just ruined my morning cup of coffee  :yike:.  By the way...you shouldn't be playing on the internet....you should be out shoveling the snow off the road into turkey camp.  :chuckle:
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 10:41:40 AM »
I carry a mesh bag for mushrooms and a couple zip-locks for (?) and an extra small pack that folds wallet-size for any cool finds...... Nothing like a little Sport-Wash to make them good as new!!!
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 12:41:59 PM »
Yelp you kill me.
I have found many items while hunting, but never the old "*censored*y glove"
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 01:13:19 PM »
I thought TP was the third thing to pack after your (1) weapon and (2) license/tag.  Course last year my brother forgot # 1 and only discovered his missing weapon after the 4-1/2 trip to elk camp.   :P
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2009, 01:16:33 PM »
Same rule applies with a torn shirt sleeve, a pair of boxer shorts or a sock :rolleyes:
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 01:17:36 PM »
Quote from: MuleySniper on March 28, 2009, 01:16:33 PM
a pair of boxer shorts  :rolleyes:
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Been there, done that.  :chuckle:
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 01:19:29 PM »
Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2009, 01:29:04 PM »
Quote from: MuleySniper on March 28, 2009, 01:19:29 PM
Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Hey Yelp.............In the above statement remove all words except those starting with "d".....and you will solve the riddle......... :liar:
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2009, 01:44:58 PM »
Too funny Wac ... :chuckle:   I hope I can stop laughing before I have to emcee my banquet tonight.
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2009, 01:59:49 PM »
DO DO???  Oh DOO DOO!!!  LOL clever...Oh yeah all you guys using gloves for buttwipe..don't use fingerless gloves...Or you'll have a mess to clean up.   :bdid:
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2009, 02:02:15 PM »
Oh hey Wacenturian...you dropped a glove...LOL  NOOO!   :chuckle:   Two words...Hand Sanitizer!
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2009, 02:03:07 PM »
Quote from: yelp on March 28, 2009, 01:59:49 PM
DO DO???  Oh DOO DOO!!!  LOL clever...Oh yeah all you guys using gloves for buttwipe..don't use fingerless gloves...Or you'll have a mess to clean up.   :bdid:


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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2009, 02:27:23 PM »
 :crap:  Hey you dropped a glove!    :chuckle:
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Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2009, 03:59:53 PM »
 :chuckle:
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