My best call for nuisance critter

[rasbo]

So I receive a call Lincoln county sheriff's office. Citizen needs someone to remove 21 foot snake from mattress. I'm thinking prank all the way. But officer is serious and gives me the info.. so I call freaked out person. I'm told there is a 21 ft snake inside his mattress cover,and it sticks it's head out a spits stuff all over the room. Still thinking prank,I asked how he new it was 21 ft,and what's the diameter.. he says by the size of the matress,and diameter about 3 1/2 inches.. I said why don't you shoot it,lol he said because he's a felon.. he advised me he was about an hour or so from my location.im getting a hinky feeling now. So I tell him what my fee will be just to show up and he wasn't wanting to pay. I called the sheriff back and advised them of my conversation with this guy.. They said they would send an officer out... I never got a call back to see how it went

[JakeLand]

Hehe ! Sounds like a tweeker call

[jackelope]

21' would be pushing the biggest snake ever in captivity. A reticulated python.

[rasbo]

Curiosity got the best of me ,so I called the complainant back,a woman answered, I asked what the sheriff found,she said nothing,and they said it would be better if the hubby didn't drink on meds,lol... it would cost me a tank of gas and time for nothing

[Fl0und3rz]

Should have told him you got it and the 20 foot gotilla-wolf in the closet and sent him a bill.

[rasbo]

Should have told him you got it and the 20 foot gotilla-wolf in the closet and sent him a bill.

pay.up or I return the beast,lol

[Timberstalker]

Hilarious!
Was it Cryder???
@cryder

[Bango skank]

Wtf meds was he on? Is mescaline a prescription now?

[ThomMedic]

Good story, thanks

[Birdgetter]

 

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[UrbanTrapper]

Great story!