Author Topic: backcountry bidet (Read 8536 times)

KFhunter · « **on:** July 17, 2019, 01:56:55 PM »

http://www.guthookhikes.com/2017/05/the-ultimate-backcountry-butt-cleaner.html

hmmm, I'm not convinced.

KFhunter · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2019, 01:58:09 PM »

for those who gotta have it all

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008CSDKSQ?pldnSite=1

Is that a squeegee? Or rocky road ice cream scoop..

KFhunter · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2019, 02:06:26 PM »

a tutorial!

Woodchuck · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2019, 02:07:49 PM »

2 words for ya. Baby wipes. Thank me later.

CoryTDF · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2019, 02:10:25 PM »

Sounds cold and awful.

KFhunter · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2019, 02:11:06 PM »

Quote from: Woodchuck on July 17, 2019, 02:07:49 PM

2 words for ya. Baby wipes. Thank me later.

yup what I use, this is for comedy. I was actually looking at amazon for smaller packs of wipes that don't rip easy, then got distracted

I had some coleman wipes from walmart...don't use those trust me

KFhunter · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2019, 02:18:12 PM »

This is kinda what I was looking for, weigh nothing, add a dab of water and they grow into a wetwipe.

https://www.amazon.com/Tissues-Compressed-Outdoors-Stronger-Carrying/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=sr_1_13?keywords=camping+wipes&qid=1563398101&s=gateway&sr=8-13

Bullkllr · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2019, 03:22:30 PM »

Quote from: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 02:06:26 PM

a tutorial!

A single square of TP... "just to polish the rear view mirror"

Pegasus · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2019, 03:52:02 PM »

I learned the One Sheet System in Cub Scouts:

Bushcraft · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2019, 04:20:03 PM »

I now know why some of the REI crowd reek to high heaven when passing them on the trail.

Sheesh....No wonder that flower sniffer in that first video gets a monkey butt! All he's done is smear some mud around his butt crack, which in turn migrates around the neighborhood and onto/into his clothing.

Screw that...this is how it's done:

Find a suitable location with a magnificent vista. The view is critically important.
Scratch a hole or turn over a big rock or decomposing log.
Hydrate some baby wipes that you dehydrated before the trip. (No sense packing around useless water weight. Just grab an appropriate sized stack from the bag and set it out. It'll be dry in a couple days.)
Do your thing.
Make enough passes with some TP to get 'er as close to 99% as possible.
Use the re-hydrated baby wipes to get the frank and beans, taint and the backside all cleaned up. Maybe touch up the pits while your at it....with new wipes of course.
Kick the dirt or rock back over and go wash your d@mn hands or nuke 'em with hand sanitizer.

Other than the cat hole and Third World stance of choice, it's not any different than going at home.

Maybe I should do a video?

Stein · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2019, 05:32:13 PM »

Quote from: Woodchuck on July 17, 2019, 02:07:49 PM

2 words for ya. Baby wipes. Thank me later.

Two more words, pack extra.

KFhunter · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2019, 05:37:58 PM »

I got some of these

https://www.amazon.com/Portawipes-Compressed-Toilet-Tablet-Tissues/dp/B07HL4YDNH/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=porta+wipes&qid=1563410176&s=gateway&sr=8-6

Just wanted to have some to have around keep in different vehicles.

I got caught out on a bike ride, came back with half a tee shirt, I know better

Special T · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2019, 07:13:55 PM »

Quote from: Woodchuck on July 17, 2019, 02:07:49 PM

2 words for ya. Baby wipes. Thank me later.

Right? Nothing finer and the perfect way to prevent monkeys but, swamp ass and all kinds of other irritation!
I buy Costco babybwipes and they have small travel packs included in the box.
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Fl0und3rz · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2019, 08:06:51 PM »

This thread reminds me of Pman's backcountry mani-pedi thread.

Quote from: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 05:37:58 PM

I got caught out on a bike ride, came back with half a tee shirt, I know better

Went for a run and came back with no shirt once.

Stein · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2019, 08:26:57 PM »

No shirt, no gloves, an incredibly lucky full sheet of newspaper lodged within reach in a pine tree, even found a piece of bubble wrap once.

elksnout · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2019, 10:23:30 PM »

Quote from: Bushcraft on July 17, 2019, 04:20:03 PM

I now know why some of the REI crowd reek to high heaven when passing them on the trail.

Sheesh....No wonder that flower sniffer in that first video gets a monkey butt! All he's done is smear some mud around his butt crack, which in turn migrates around the neighborhood and onto/into his clothing.

Screw that...this is how it's done:
Find a suitable location with a magnificent vista. The view is critically important.
Scratch a hole or turn over a big rock or decomposing log.
Hydrate some baby wipes that you dehydrated before the trip. (No sense packing around useless water weight. Just grab an appropriate sized stack from the bag and set it out. It'll be dry in a couple days.)
Do your thing.
Make enough passes with some TP to get 'er as close to 99% as possible.
Use the re-hydrated baby wipes to get the frank and beans, taint and the backside all cleaned up. Maybe touch up the pits while your at it....with new wipes of course.
Kick the dirt or rock back over and go wash your d@mn hands or nuke 'em with hand sanitizer.

Other than the cat hole and Third World stance of choice, it's not any different than going at home.

Maybe I should do a video?

Funny as hell

Although I prefer a log (buckskin of course) about the same height as my crapper at home over a hole in the ground. And yes I cover up my work.

Elksnout

huntnnw · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2019, 10:34:48 PM »

Just be careful when covering it up.A buddy of mine was fishing and went to do his business by a log reaches over to grab some pine needles to cover it up and some else had the same idea

as he grabbed a "covered up turd"

KFhunter · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2019, 10:39:19 PM »

Quote from: huntnnw on July 17, 2019, 10:34:48 PM

Just be careful when covering it up.A buddy of mine was fishing and went to do his business by a log reaches over to grab some pine needles to cover it up and some else had the same idea as he grabbed a "covered up turd"

If it looks too good a place to poo.....it probably is!

2MANY · « **Reply #18 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:13:00 AM »

Quote from: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 02:18:12 PM

This is kinda what I was looking for, weigh nothing, add a dab of water and they grow into a wetwipe.

https://www.amazon.com/Tissues-Compressed-Outdoors-Stronger-Carrying/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=sr_1_13?keywords=camping+wipes&qid=1563398101&s=gateway&sr=8-13

Bought some of these for kicks.
They are an interesting product from Korea.
Bombs Away!!!!!!!!!!!

birddogdad · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:15:45 AM »

doubles as a water pick!

KFhunter · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2019, 10:19:06 PM »

I got a smaller pack of 50 wipes, gonna toss some in the bike, atv truck, different packs etc etc

but first I think I'll see whats up with them on my own throne, where if they aren't up to snuff no big deal

ghosthunter · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2019, 07:37:40 AM »

Show of hands
How many watched the first video all the way through.

I just couldn’t do it.

xX Let ER Rip Xx · « **Reply #22 on:** July 28, 2019, 10:07:18 AM »

I couldn’t watch it!! But I will have to agree with baby wipes, or the scent feee dude wipes from Walmart! There’s nothing worse then “camp crack” and hole out hunting! Gotta stay clean as possible when your packed in for a few days in the back country chasing elk!!!

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