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Yelp, you forgot about the fart competitions! For some reason stickslinger wins it every year. But no, not this year my friend.... I have a master plan... Muwaahhaaaahaaaa! MSOh, yeah, Im wearing two pairs of socks when I go out in the morning too!
Hey, didnt you chew my butt for claiming I would blast a turkey in a tree? Hmmmmm, I cant remember exactly who chewed my hide....
Ran into a guy a couple years ago who was turkey hunting via kayak. Yes, his game plan was to kayak down the Klickitat for about 4 miles in pure darkness with only a headlamp, loaded with a gun, turkey vest, decoy, the whole bit. WOW. He was hitchiking back up the river because he didn't have vehicle at the takeout. Sounds like a phenomenal way to drown to me.