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Offline backwoods_boy

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New Elk Species..........
« on: April 14, 2009, 08:05:23 AM »
Saw this guy walking up a river the other day.  :chuckle: Thought i should take a pic as i have not see one like him b4.
 :chuckle: :hello:
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 08:08:28 AM »
OH that has to be photoshopped !!  :chuckle:
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 08:13:17 AM »
Totaly real.  You need to be careful those telk are freakin mean.  saw one kill an eleroo once.
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 02:31:22 PM »
lol . . . Bored much? :P
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 02:33:35 PM »
Was that one of those Sabertooth Elk? ;)
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 02:45:14 PM »
 :yike: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 02:52:08 PM »
Actually, that is the SMARTEST elk I have ever seen.  He is safe man.  WHo's gonna risk taking a shot at him and getting nailed by WDFW?  
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 06:49:49 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :IBCOOL: :hello:
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 07:07:28 PM »
Hammer Dowm! :o
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 10:51:10 PM »
I believe that is the Bengal elk, found only in India and Bangladesh.  :chuckle:
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 06:50:45 AM »
Quote from: wazzuhunter on April 14, 2009, 10:51:10 PM
I believe that is the Bengal elk, found only in India and Bangladesh.  :chuckle:
Quote from: RustneckNW on April 14, 2009, 02:33:35 PM
Was that one of those Sabertooth Elk? ;)
Quote from: oneezreiter on April 14, 2009, 08:13:17 AM
Totaly real.  You need to be careful those telk are freakin mean.  saw one kill an eleroo once.

All three of you are correct.  Bengal Elk (otherwise known as Telk) are a carniverous, sabertoothed form of our American Elk species.  WDFW felt that we were lacking in predators in this state, so they have imported a pack from India and they are trying to intruduce them into the Clockum.  Their diet consists almost entirely of mature bull elk, mule deer bucks and bighorn rams.  Initially, they will compete with the bear, cougar and wolves for meat, but when the food supply runs low they will learn to cooperate and hunt together with the other large predators, making them even more effective.  They can climb trees, run 65 mph, know karate, and their saliva is poisonous to mammals.
Killing one is nearly impossible, but to do so results in Federal Prosecution and immediate incarceration at the newly closed facilities in Guantanimo Bay, Cuba, where you will be forced to read the Qaran and pray to a graven image of the Secretary of the Interior 5 times daily.
For anyone interested, the Save the Telk Foundation is having a Yogurt, Nuts and Twigs Fundraiser Breakfast at their newly acquired facility (formerly the National Guard Armory) in Okanogan.  Cost is $300 per plate.  Procedes will go to buy new "elk snares" for the Telk Feeding Station at Reecer Creek.
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 09:45:39 AM »
lol that sounds ridiculous patherfinder but that is what is actually happen if there was one!! kinda sad.
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 07:08:32 PM »
I think Backwoods has to much time on his hands
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 07:17:37 PM »
Quote from: rosscrazyelk on April 15, 2009, 07:08:32 PM
I think Backwoods has to much time on his hands

Pretty good job though, don't you think ?  :)
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Re: New Elk Species..........
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 08:15:18 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle:
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