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Offline fishnfur

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Re: Not a bear
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2020, 11:41:51 PM »
Back in the 70's while in college, I made a midnight alcohol influenced decision to corner a possum on a sorority's front porch thinking that it would be cool to see it play possum.  It turned into a Tasmanian Devil and chased my ass down the street.  Scared the crap out of me! What the hell makes them play possum?   Apparently not me.  Since then, I give all those little critters a bit more space, just so my manhood stays intact. 
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Re: Not a bear
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2020, 05:57:45 AM »
Todays Darwin award
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Re: Not a bear
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2020, 10:07:05 AM »
I have been in a closed area and between one and the door can be pretty exciting.

Caught one in my tent one night, that was fun!  He ripped a hole in the mesh under the rain fly and dropped in, then couldn't get out.

Oh s$@5. 🤣

 


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