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You keep calling the locals yuppies, yet you're from Duvall and you're inviting all comers on a public forum to come hunt an area.Pot...meet kettle.
I have no stake in the game. I just wouldn't disparage the locals of any area I hunt if I plan on keeping the air in my tires.
I would hurt people that messed with my tires. Local or not.
I have a first-time hunter I'm mentoring if another opportunity surfaces. Selfless offer, look forward to hearing how the hunt goes!