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Author Topic: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault  (Read 5993 times)

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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2021, 02:29:15 AM »
Some stories should never be told or kept to yourself. I'm not sure which one this is?  :dunno:  :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2021, 04:36:50 AM »
 I dont think I would have told any body if that happened to me
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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2021, 05:12:22 AM »
I don't think I needed to read that
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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2021, 05:22:40 AM »
Seriously, wth did I just read??    PLEASE DELETE this thread mods 
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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2021, 05:43:36 AM »
It's still funny every year  :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2021, 05:47:18 AM »
Satire site.  IIRC, there was a real beaver attack story out of Russia where the dude died.

Belarus.

https://www.latimes.com/science/la-xpm-2013-apr-12-la-sci-beaver-kills-man-20130412-story.html

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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2021, 06:22:53 AM »
Can't leave out the Foxworthy story:
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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2021, 06:23:53 AM »
Usually you have to pay extra for that 😂😂😂
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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2021, 06:33:06 AM »
$20, same as in town.

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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2021, 07:29:09 AM »
From the article:

I had warm beaver semen all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.


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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2021, 09:40:41 AM »
From the article:

I had warm beaver semen all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.


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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2021, 09:47:45 AM »
Now I'm afraid to read some of the other stories linked. :chuckle:
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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2021, 09:50:55 AM »
Thank God it's all fictional.  Please don't tell me anyone thought this was real.

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Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2021, 12:55:15 PM »
Thank God it's all fictional.  Please don't tell me anyone thought this was real.

I dunno. It might go down a bit differently, but take my word for it, 200 pound beavers are for sure bad news  ;)
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