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Offline Blacklab

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Tis the season
« on: April 11, 2021, 09:21:39 PM »
BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women😉🥃🇺🇸
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Re: Tis the season
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2021, 09:34:51 PM »
Ha! Not this house! I do 99% of all cooking and food prep.  She puts plates on the table, most of the time. I also do all the dishes. I like bbqs because I break the paper plates out and call it good.
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Re: Tis the season
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2021, 09:41:31 AM »
I think I just had a dream of a perfect world !!  I need to print this out and make a sign to hang on the deck  :tup:

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Re: Tis the season
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2021, 11:28:57 AM »
If you have "that woman", you had better keep her as she is a very rare breed.

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Re: Tis the season
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2021, 12:25:50 PM »
Not my house. My wife does the whole list.

I mow the lawn and clean up the patio, and :tup: drive way.
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