spring bear hunting story for today

[7mag.]

If one starts to burro, use heat. I use a lighter, and put the flame under his little ass. They will back out real damn fast.

[Gobble]

If one starts to burro, use heat. I use a lighter, and put the flame under his little ass. They will back out real damn fast.

Try that one on your junk 

[rasbo]

If one starts to burro, use heat. I use a lighter, and put the flame under his little ass. They will back out real damn fast.

Try that one on your junk 

yeah the brush fire it would start surely would get them on the run

[7mag.]

If one starts to burro, use heat. I use a lighter, and put the flame under his little ass. They will back out real damn fast.

Try that one on your junk

yeah the brush fire it would start surely would get them on the run

Wow, you guys must have short ones.   

[rasbo]

If one starts to burro, use heat. I use a lighter, and put the flame under his little ass. They will back out real damn fast.

Try that one on your junk 

yeah the brush fire it would start surely would get them on the run

Wow, you guys must have short ones.   

no we dont wax

[7mag.]

If one starts to burro, use heat. I use a lighter, and put the flame under his little ass. They will back out real damn fast.

Try that one on your junk 

yeah the brush fire it would start surely would get them on the run

Ouch, that was below the belt.   
Wow, you guys must have short ones.   

no we dont wax

[lamar_hunter]

tick on my dck, man I wish I was there to see that, I am still laughing almost like that song there's a skeeter on my peter knock it off

haha its wack it off! david allen coe. funny song 

[JBar]

  I screamed like a pansy @ss, "a tick on my dck, a tick on my dck".  "

LOL That has to be one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time! I read this post this morning and was laughing for 15 minutes and here I go back to it and it's just as funny as it was this morning! You kill me man, thanks for the laugh, sorry it was at the expense of your Johnson! As for Ticks can't stand them, went shed hunting a couple of years ago and we all piled into my buddies rig and started noticing ticks crawling everywhere. We all bailed out after an abrupt stop and damn near stripped in the middle of the road. Had the heebees all the way home. Only two things you can do about them little *censored*s  or if you could, kill em all!!! 

[whacker1]

tick on my junk- great stuff - laughing for several minutes on that one.  I hate the damn things.

[Alpine Mojo]

"a tick on my dck, a tick on my dck"...My one buddy didn't believe me till I showed him.

You know, thats how rumors get started.   

[Wanttohuntmore]

My friends thought it was funny as well.  Me, I was crying and laughing all the way home.  It's amazing how those little devil bugs can create pain when they latch on (and trust me, it continued for another hour after it was removed).  Also, I don't buy into the "use a match or cigarette" routine.  Tried it, it didn't work.  I ended up burning the thing, and the other thing as well during the process.  Still gives me the heabies....

[rasbo]

what the F%$# yeah that's what I said..No bear sign.Still cant access my area.and it was snowing to beat hell

[Bama76]

I read a pretty cool technique for tick removal that I'm in no hurry to try.  Soak a cottonball in liquid soap (I'm guessing  DAWN) and hold it on the little booger for about a minute and most times the little @$$holes come off when you pull the cottonball away.  Like I said, haven't tried it.   I do know that mayonaise loosens their grip better than anything else I've tried.

[Wenatcheejay]

ROFLMAO - Great stories...

I have had them on me but never had one take up residence. The worst that has happened is taking our Golden up to the Quincy Wildlife Area about this time of year and take the hike to Dusty Lake. Pretty hike but she was covered in ticks. There is a tick spray that worked like magic. You would think that I was spraying acid on the little basturds.