When 6ft. REALLY matters

[cryder]

I'm standing in line at my usual place of veggies , fruit n chicken purchases , I'm confident with my place on the markings on the floor , my law inforced mask is keeping in my bad breath hermedically , but somehow the elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wench in front of me is offended and space compromised ,and tottaly invaded by my already measured 6ft.spacing , tells me to have some respect for her health , I said as soon as you start , sorry but it just came out as I counted her diet Pepsi to cookies cakes n pies ratio in her pile of poison on the money belt to the register , well that didn't help any now her bajemith significant other is coming after me , and so is little timy the checker from the next isle , well geuss who I addressed first,,, yep , I told herculease to get back to his bagging of his obviously badly needed poison so the rest of the line could move along , well they got there trash and I got my produce and I drove away , NOW IM HOPING FOLKS ARE FOLLOWING THE DEEP CORRISPINDANCE BETWEEN THIS QUANDRY , And the relivance to  the fact that it's almost time to plan my assault on the mighty Columbia , and DAMIT I WANT MY 6 FT. !! ,,,, SO I'm not realing in people's freekn lines , even though there's 75 miles of freekn water , I'm gunna cut up me and the wife's twister game and lay the dam spots on the freekn beach , stay on your freekn yellow spot !! DAMIT !!

[full choke]

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[TooTallMike]

Welcome back
Conduit of Culture

[Norman89]

I was thinking this was a story on needing a bigger boat for some monster you hooked into, but I'll take a whale attack story too 😂😂😂

[Bullkllr]

I'd be interested in hearing more about the Twister game.

[Curly]

 

[cavemann]

And my month has been made..  when I see a new post from cryder I get more excited then when I was a kid anticipating the arrival of my first Cabela's order in the mail...

And cryder delivered again..

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[HikerHunter]

always love a good cryder post!

[LDennis24]

What color was her hair?!

[Curly]

"elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wench"   

 

Love the description of that Karen.......

[builtfordtough]

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[L8NITE]

Great post Cryder...I feel like I was right there with you as you described this scenario!!! Thanks for making my week

[MADMAX]

"elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wench"   

 

Love the description of that Karen.......

Definitely a bad visual

[cryder]

I saw the heard of cattle going in at the same time I was , food card in hand 2 overweight kids and herculease , like headed to the troff like it was full of Twinkies or something , wish I could get a food card , then I could afford strawberries for crap sakes , these people got everything that packed with atery clogging sugar that's available , I didn't see one healthy substance in the huge pile of crap , hmmmm,,, must be movie night

[LDennis24]

It was blue and pink wasn't it...