My wife is shopping for a horse!

[Blacktail135]

 She’s been looking everywhere but apparently the good ones sell through word of mouth and not “classifieds”. Here’s her wants: 14-15 hands, 8-15yo, bombproof farm horse, riding around the property (50-100 acres, ours and the neighbors, flatland), giving kids rides, no gaming horses, sound. Just casting out a hope! 🙂

[teanawayslayer]

I’m sorry

[Blacktail135]

👍😂😂☹️☹️😖😖😫😫😪😪🕺🏻

[Blacktail135]

 Is rustling still a crime? 😂 She’s getting a bit difficult to live with!

[Machias]

Is rustling still a crime? 😂 She’s getting a bit difficult to live with!

Only if you get caught. 

[Cougartail]

So many good marriages end up with de-horse.

[Farmer72]

I will hit my parents up and see if they have a line on one for sale as they are in the business.

[metlhead]

Got two farm horses I'd love to give you. Problem is they belong to, yes, my wife. Good luck to you. Lots of new fencing to keep you busy. You're gonna learn farrier work and how to stick needles in large creatures that already don't like you. Vets are real cheap too😆

[Blacktail135]

Is rustling still a crime? 😂 She’s getting a bit difficult to live with!

Only if you get caught. 

I once had an uncle that had a saying…”They gotta catch ya’ before they can hang ya’”. He wasn’t a mean guy (never drank or smoked) but he couldn’t help but skirt the game laws. 99% of the time it was ducks or fish (salmon or steelhead). He would rather shoot a cormorant than a mallard any day. I had to pay attention when I was out with him! He was fun to be with….laughed a lot…very cheerful!

[Blacktail135]

Got two farm horses I'd love to give you. Problem is they belong to, yes, my wife. Good luck to you. Lots of new fencing to keep you busy. You're gonna learn farrier work and how to stick needles in large creatures that already don't like you. Vets are real cheap too😆

😂 No sheet! We’ve been thru a few horses over the years. They can be a lot of work for sure! The worst part is having to shoot one when it’s time…I do hate that part even with me not being a horse person. On a lighter side….did you know a horse sheets 15 times a day! When 2 are locked in a paddock due to “whatever” reasons “the boss” decides that that there is a lotta work when your the only one healthy enough to do the work! Happy wife, happy life!…as long as I get my fall hunting! 😀

[Blacktail135]

I will hit my parents up and see if they have a line on one for sale as they are in the business.

Horse market is crazy right now! Thanks!

[HUNTIN4SIX]

I was sure prices would come down after horse folks saw hay prices.  Seems its still impossible to find a good deal.

[bornhunter]

And emergency rooms love horse owners.
 

[Gobble Gobble]

Have you looked at www.equinenow.com? What's your budget?

[Blacktail135]

Have you looked at www.equinenow.com? What's your budget?

I don’t know where all she has looked. Her budget is 4-5k.

[WapitiTalk1]

Of course you know, the necessity for a “friend” be it horse, mule, or burro will follow….it will transpire 

[Gobble Gobble]

My wife has been wanting one since age 6. I've set aside about half your budget so far. With today's prices that will get her a saddle.

[Blacktail135]

Of course you know, the necessity for a “friend” be it horse, mule, or burro will follow….it will transpire 

Totally understand that. We’ve got a 30yo retired lesson mare that is sweet as honey. Follows me around like an old Labrador retriever….knows my hand signals and “grunt” like an old dog!

[Igottanewknee]

Correct me if I'm wrong...aren't horses like boats? Boats are a hole in the water you throw money into. Aren't horses like a hole in the pasture you throw money into also???   

Then again, happy wife happy life.

[vandeman17]

Correct me if I'm wrong...aren't horses like boats? Boats are a hole in the water you throw money into. Aren't horses like a hole in the pasture you throw money into also???   

Then again, happy wife happy life.

This is correct, at least your first statement

[2MANY]

https://salmonselectsale.com/

[Blacktail135]

Correct me if I'm wrong...aren't horses like boats? Boats are a hole in the water you throw money into. Aren't horses like a hole in the pasture you throw money into also???   

Then again, happy wife happy life.

😂 Yep, pretty much. I had a boat, she had a horse…life was smooth. Today, I still got a boat, she don’t got no horse….life is a bit rocky. Especially lately….I’ve been getting my boat ready for summer! 😁

[Farmer72]

Tried to send you a PM but your box is full.

[pianoman9701]

Is rustling still a crime? 😂 She’s getting a bit difficult to live with!

When I first read the title of this thread, I figured you were asking if anyone had a second job for you to be able to afford your wife's future boat RV equine investment. Best of luck to you in finding that job horse.

[Zardoz]

It's Nice to have First World Problems.......AMERICA. 

[Jingles]

Might complicate your problems and let her watch this.

https://1funny.com/most-powerful-horse-breed-in-the-world/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=getresponse&utm_content=Funny%20Joke%3A%20Husband%20Swatting%20Flies&utm_campaign=1Funny.com%20Newsletter

[Blacktail135]

Tried to send you a PM but your box is full.

I just cleaned out a few of my inbox messages. Thanks

[Blacktail135]

Might complicate your problems and let her watch this.

https://1funny.com/most-powerful-horse-breed-in-the-world/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=getresponse&utm_content=Funny%20Joke%3A%20Husband%20Swatting%20Flies&utm_campaign=1Funny.com%20Newsletter

That ain’t gonna happen! They are way too big! Impressive though!

[pianoman9701]

At our Inn in NH we had two Belgians for hay and sleigh rides. Beautiful horses and they loved to work, getting all excited as you hooked them up.

[Blacktail135]

 She bought a horse today!!! We have looked at SO many horses. Now it’s my turn when I/we shop for a 4 wheeler! 😂

[Blacktail135]

 15.3 hand QH gelding grade paint….Diffy is his name-o.

[2MANY]

Why even shop.
Buy a 700 Grizzly.
And
Sorry you got replaced with a horse.

[Oldguy]

15.3 hand QH gelding grade paint….Diffy is his name-o.

Hope that isn't a nickname for "Difficult."

[Blacktail135]

15.3 hand QH gelding grade paint….Diffy is his name-o.

Hope that isn't a nickname for "Difficult."

😂 Named after Joe Diffy. He’s a grandma horse if I’ve ever seen one. I’m not a horse person but I have learned a lot the last few months since she had to put her last horse down (a difficult horse that we had for 10 years). We’ve had to put down 3 horses over the last 12 years for various health reasons. I’m hoping that what I’ve learned about horses can help her in getting a good horse. I think we did today. A Mr. Ed kinda horse today.

[300rum]

How about an update on the horse...

[KFhunter]

My daughter wants a horse, her bestie has a horse 

Wife wants NOTHING to do with horses (smart wife)

I don't want to deal with the trauma when I sell the horse when daughter goes off to college and I retire and start travelling


what's a good kids quad?    

[Gobble Gobble]

I just took some of the money my wife has been saving for her dream horse and spent it on a muzzleleader 

[Boss .300 winmag]

I just took some of the money my wife has been saving for her dream horse and spent it on a muzzleleader 

 

[Mark Brenckle]

I just took some of the money my wife has been saving for her dream horse and spent it on a muzzleleader 

 

  And that's the last anyone ever heard about Gobble Gobble

[vandeman17]

I just took some of the money my wife has been saving for her dream horse and spent it on a muzzleleader 

better get good with the muzzy because you will rely on it to put meat in your freezer. You won't have any money to spend on buying meat when it all goes to hay, supplements, hoof trimmings, teeth floating...