Hey Tank....did you go swimming and forget your waders?

[Gamblin Guy]

Where ya been?  You killing feathered things yet?

[tank]

Hey, I've been busy doing without.
 Oh yea,I'm worth more alive then I would be dead.(I know that made sense) When I retired I lost my life insurance at work.
 The hunting around camp wasn't very good. I would give them until 9 or so and if they didn't show I went to the house and waited until the afternoon to try again.
 Boy that wind was something on Monday didn't get much in the valley but man I-90 was bad. I got the decoys in just in time, I would have left the dang things.
 I don't use that float tube in any water that looks like it's moving that once was enough to last me a life time. I can still remember Otto 1 when I said, I thought your life was suppose to flash thru your mind just before you died. And that rotten bugger said something like, How long do you thing it takes to drown, him referring to my age.
 I'll have you know I'm not as smart as I look but anyone with half a brain (it was close but I had it) could see you guys were not that up sit about almost loosing my tubby butt.
 I had a flash back to that time this last weekend. Damn did I get shocked. No I mean with electricity, I was hooking up a water line and got wet laying on the ground and the light wasn't all that good and I could see the arc from my finger to the metal beam.There are a few times that the f word is ok to say and that was one of them. Oh yea, I'm getting enough fiber just in case you were wondering.(thanks for your concern anyway)
 I had better shut up before they run me out of here
tank
 

[Gamblin Guy]

I was getting worried about you, hadn't seen you post up anything since you said you were going hunting.    Things will hopefully pick up pretty soon with this weather we're getting.  Wind blew pretty good here all day, really wish I was hunting today instead of working but you know how that goes.

[tank]

How I can turn a hunting trip into an adventure is sad.How I got this old is beyond me. Now here's a picture for you, me in a float tube going around a bend in the canal with my fat butt and little fat legs kicking in the air.
  OK how about mother in-law with a duck in her mouth. I would have to take her teeth.

[Otto1]

I don't use that float tube in any water that looks like it's moving that once was enough to last me a life time. I can still remember Otto 1 when I said, I thought your life was suppose to flash thru your mind just before you died. And that rotten bugger said something like, How long do you thing it takes to drown, him referring to my age.
 I'll have you know I'm not as smart as I look but anyone with half a brain (it was close but I had it) could see you guys were not that up sit about almost loosing my tubby butt.
 

ahh, I remember that and it was just a good ole razzing....

[LOVEMYLABXS]

Can't understand how tank became a waterfowler he has nothing but bad luck around water (after all that's how he met me come to think of it) floods out his trailer (think he figuring it would look like a flood corn field0 and he wouldn't have to leave home to go hunting to going swimmin in the winter to take his annual bath but didn't use his waterwings 

[tank]

OH Yea, Tell them how you kicked me out of bed because I can't remember. At least I've got enough of a butt to keep both my feet on the ground when I shoot.
 No crap guys he shot those 3 1/2" cannonballs and his front foot would come off the ground 10" .
 Got more room now are you coming down the price is the same as last time.This time I'm going to stay awake just to see what you do when I'm asleep. Did that make sense, if it did I didn't say it.
 I still have kid duty but I'm out of here Friday morning tell Sunday.