Bear in Ballard

[saylean]

I just caught on the news, there is a bear running about in Ballard...

Im pulling for him. Run little fella run!

[littlebuf]

i didnt see that gmu on the choices for spring bear

[rasbo]

A bear running around,or someone running around bare

[saylean]

I have to go to seattle today anyway...

maybe bring my predator call...

[saylean]

This is like the 3rd thread on bears in populated(humanoid) areas today. I thought the bear population was down and thats why the season 'was' going to be shortened? Isn't that what the WDFW said?

Theyre in decline in the "wild" cause they are all moving to the city!

[mulehunter]

This is like the 3rd thread on bears in populated(humanoid) areas today. I thought the bear population was down and thats why the season 'was' going to be shortened? Isn't that what the WDFW said?

Theyre in decline in the "wild" cause they are all moving to the city!

   ANY Cakes??  Maybe someone deliver a Bear in City? 


I hope Bear will find a comfortable place to sleep in a Hippie's V.W. Bus tonight.    

Mulehunter 

[rasbo]

This is like the 3rd thread on bears in populated(humanoid) areas today. I thought the bear population was down and that's why the season 'was' going to be shortened? Isn't that what the WDFW said?

They re in decline in the "wild" cause they are all moving to the city!

hey those bears are smart,reverse encroachment

[klikboom]

I saw the headline on the newspaper on the way to work, i'm going to go google the story now. I wonder if they can bait him??? I'm pulling for the fella' those mean hippies want him dead!

[RustneckNW]

Maybe the bear drew a spring people tag!

[Longbowz]

I guess we can now say the same stupid thing they do when a bear is near our place.  "If you didn't build in their territory they would have a place to live".  Guess what even Seattle was once bear territory.

[Rob]

Bear walks into a bar in Ballard and orders a beer.
Bartender say "we don't server beer to bears in Ballard"
Bear goes ballistic.  "what so you mean you don't server beer to bears in Ballard!  Give me a beer!"
Bartender say "Sorry, like I said, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard"
Bear says, "so help me, if you don't serve me a beer I am going to eat the man over playing pool."
Bartender says " "Sorry, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard"

Bear goes over and eats the man, shoes and all.  Walks over to the counter and says to the bartender.  "Gimme a beer."
Bartender says "Sorry, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard".

Bear roars and says "if you don't give me a beer, I am going to go over and eat that couple playing darts.  So help me, I'll do it!"
Bartender says "Sorry, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard".

Bear struts over to the dart board and eats the couple whole.  Strides back to bar, roars again and demands a beer.
Bartender says:  "Sorry, we just don't server beer to bears in Ballard.  no exceptions.

Bear says, "see that shriveled old lady at the far end of the bar?  I'll eat her if you don't give me a beer.  I'm not kidding, you know I'll do it."
Bartender Shrugs.

Bear gallops over and eats the old woman grimy cigarettes and all and looks at the bartender with murder in his eyes, slams his paw on the counter and demands a beer.

Bartender says  "Sorry, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard who are on drugs."

Bear starts to growl and make another threat and then stops cold.  "On drugs?  What do you mean on drugs."

Bartender, polishing a glass, says calmly.  "well, that was the bar bitch you ate."

[heavy hauler]

 

[granola/hippyslayer]