I like it!

We have a new Amish made solid wood dining room table we bought a few months ago that was, IMO, silly expensive but as they say "happy wife happy life" so I went along with the purchase, AND, because I never like to mis an opportunity to mess with my wife I showed her that pic and as serious as I could be told her that's how I was going to start drying brass. This is a family friendly site so I can't really type the words she used but it's safe to say she made it crystal clear non of that would be happening on her new table. When she realized I was just messing with her she un-politely told me I wasn't funny.