Thought the Taxidermists on here would find this amusing.
A guy walks into a bar down in
Oregon and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the
bar look up, expecting to see some
pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't
from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Washington ."
The bartender says, "What do you
do in Washington ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist?
What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive
a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers,
"It's okay boys. He's one of us."
