What did your dog chew up?

[Buschingc]

One of my black labs ate my Fing $400.00 pair of waders.. Chewed a hole in the boot and the crotch... Just for information, that dog no longer lives with me... I believe it was the next day, he was given away....

[fishing is for fools]

      My wife's pug will eat my ear plugs and I will find them in the back yard

[BULLBLASTER]

the only thing that my gsp has gotten so far is a few of the railing boards on the deck.

[cully]

Had a lab named Ozzy, and he was crazy too. Worse things he ate: the front seat of my beautiful 68 caddy, a few live 22 rounds and the wife's panties, can't blame him on that one though!

[Big10gauge]

Bart my black lab turned the rack of my first bull elk I shot into a short set of 5 inch spikes.

[EastWaViking]

1- wicker waste basket  (which is fine with me, I hate wicker) 
1- garden hose
4- work gloves
1- piece of door trim
1- Barred Rock hen (it's dead)
1- cooler
1- cats ear (it's ok)
1- garden trowel handle

Not too bad for 9 months

[whacker1]

Let's see - Rollie the Chocolate Lab - My favorite memory was my wife's knee high nylon.  And for the record Rasbo - yes it does hit the lawn all bagged up, but the problem is they can't pass the last little bit, so you get to help them after they are done scooting across the yard trying to shake it loose.  I got the honor of pulling with my chubby little fingers a nylon 1/2 full of poo, because the last few inches wouldn't let go on its own.  He was about 5 months old at the time. 

He has eaten 2 pairs of my leather dress shoes.  One was repairable the other was not. 
He has eaten several pairs of flip flops. 
He has eaten a pair of the neighbor kids crocs
he has eaten a brand new sweater of my wifes
He likes to eat the Kong toys they sell for chewing dogs, but he some how gets them down into little pieces.
golf balls
base balls
beach balls
pine cones by the dozen
house insulation
handles off my wheel barrow
He now likes to snatch graham crackers out of our 18 month old son's hands

He is almost 2 years old now and has mellowed out quite significantly in the last few months.  You still have to watch him though. 

[BC CHASER]

I have 2 labs, my boy Diesel just turned six and we never had a problem with him.  My little girl Josie (aka Boo) has been a big can of chaos.  She is 2 1/2 and shows no signs of slowing down.  What hasn't she ate?  Its always fun picking up the poop,  we like to call it mystery poo.  You never know what you are going to find.  The best advice is leave nothing where they can get to it.  If its something you cherish or is important/ expensive and you leave it where they can get it its not their fault, you left it there.  Boo has done walls, base boards, clothes, shoes, my pay checks, calls, our log furniture, fishing gear, food, toilet paper (whole rolls), toys, phones and her favorite is newspaper.  My wife is the one to blame for that because when she was a pup the Mrs. thought it was cute to let Boo tear up the paper now we don't get a paper!  I have had to call poison control a dozen times on her.

[Happy Gilmore]

My cell phone looks like it took a direct hit from a shot gun....still works even with all of the rubberized coating chewed off and a corner on the flip side...

[CP]

I once had a pair of Irish Wolfhound/Lab cross pups, brothers from the same litter.  By the time they were 5 months old they were huge, with a mouth that could swallow a basketball whole.  Nothing on the table or counters was safe from their reach.  One of them snatched a 4 pound ribeye off the counter when my back was turned and in one gulp it was gone, no chewing just swallowing. 

One day they ripped the screen off an open window, jumped through the window into the house and played tug-o-war with my couch; ripping it apart and dragging it up a flight of stairs.  They had to go.  Nice dogs, just too much dog for suburban life.

[h2ofowlr]

I had to finally confine my dog to a dog run.  It is plenty big enough for him, but he was on a destructive course.  Dug holes all over the back yard.  Chewed off every sprinkler head at least once.  Chewed the rails on the deck. Ripped out all of my wives bushes out of the ground along with the new Japaneese Maple, chewed the handles off to the wheel barrel, several handles off shovels, most of the kids toys that were left in the sand box.  About a dozen decoys and I still wonder why I have kept him.  Great dog as long as you give it full attention.  Killer hunting dog out in the field.

[Ryan White]

I was driving past my neighbor's house this morning and his wife was in their front yard pick up the remains of what used to look like a sleeping bag and a BIG one at that...

[rainshadow1]

Thought of a funny one...

My yellow lab, Bubba, he's a big boy. 110lbs at his prime, he's old now so he's down to about 95. Anyway, he has a ball fetish. (To put it mildly!)

I pulled up to my brother's place once and let him out of the truck. He took off like a shot across the yard! I looked up expecting to see a pheasant or a coon or something... not hardly! There sat one of those beach ball sized bouncy balls belonging to one of my little nieces/nephews.

Well, there it stood for a second anyway! Hilarious tackle, followed by a big explosion, and a confused dog holding a rubber rag in his mouth!

[Missing]

Wait wait wait..... you guy's are talking like dog are not supposed to chew everything up? my dog has chewed up everything I own, oh except for the couch..... oh crap dsfkdfgkkjh%&&(*(U*))__))(**& dog just ate the couch!!!!!!!!! the wife is going to be pissed

[fishing is for fools]

I have 2 labs, my boy Diesel just turned six and we never had a problem with him.  My little girl Josie (aka Boo) has been a big can of chaos.  She is 2 1/2 and shows no signs of slowing down.  What hasn't she ate?  Its always fun picking up the poop,  we like to call it mystery poo.  You never know what you are going to find.  The best advice is leave nothing where they can get to it.  If its something you cherish or is important/ expensive and you leave it where they can get it its not their fault, you left it there.  Boo has done walls, base boards, clothes, shoes, my pay checks, calls, our log furniture, fishing gear, food, toilet paper (whole rolls), toys, phones and her favorite is newspaper.  My wife is the one to blame for that because when she was a pup the Mrs. thought it was cute to let Boo tear up the paper now we don't get a paper!  I have had to call poison control a dozen times on her.

   I remember going back to BC's house after hunting and walking thought the door to find that Diesel ripped apart the house.  We looked at each other and decided to go get a burger.