What did your dog chew up?

[BC CHASER]

Hes a baby killer (stuffed animals) when he gets new ones he makes the house look like it snowed.

[chrisb]

My German Shepherd has eaten (swallowed and pooped) many pairs of sox, enough womens underwear to open a Victoria's Secret my year old reclining leather couch, kids hats, my boots, and more tennis ball felt than i can count.

My Pitbull on the other hand doesn't eat or chew anything... he just steals it for the Shepherd to eat.

[fishing is for fools]

    This was a email that I got this week

 

                                                   Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his street name,

 

                                                      'Holy Sh!t.'

 

[markts]

Thats no dog next to him She could saddle that thing and help save the environment Mark

[Kent Hunter]

I have not ever had much trouble with my dogs chewing. I have mostly had daschunds and Astrailian Shepherd/Border Collie mix. LOT'S of friends with Labs though.
 All the Labs, without exception are chewers!! All good dogs, but chewers.
 Had a friend that had a Bassett Hound that got ahold of one of his wife's toy's when they went to the airport to get the wifes parents.
When they got back home and the in-laws walked through the front door, the dog was chewing on said toy in the middle of the front room!!!!

[h2ofowlr]

    This was a email that I got this week

 

                                                   Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his street name,



 

                                                      'Holy Sh!t.'

 

Man that dog probably goes through 50lb of food a week. 

[rezboy]

My old lab chewed up a 50ft garden hose into perfect 2 inch pieces.  It was the coolest, but most irritating thing I have ever seen.  Dirty BITCH!!!   

[fishing is for fools]

    This was a email that I got this week

 

                                                   Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his street name,

 

                                                      'Holy Sh!t.'

 

      I just showed my wife that picture of the dog and she asked " I wonder how big his sh!t is"

[stumprat]

My old lab chewed up a 50ft garden hose into perfect 2 inch pieces.  It was the coolest, but most irritating thing I have ever seen.  Dirty BITCH!!!   

 

[h2ofowlr]

Talked to my buddy today and his dog had not touched his food in two days.  He took him to the vet and he swallowed 20+ feet of string off the blinds in there house.  They had to open the pooch up.  What toped this off is that he had called two days ago to complain about how his dog had destroyed several window blinds in the house. 

[mjgentile]

In no particular order our dogs over the years have eaten, destroyed, chewed and otherwise dismembered:

2 couches - one leather, one upholstery
1 love seat - found rottie with large piece of fluff in her mouth - with a very excited and proud look of "LOOK what I've done" when we returned home.  The rotties houesemate - our dumb lab mix dug craters to China - we could have hidden Jimmy Hoffa and the rest of ALL union members in our back yard.

Possessed dog - we call him Lucifer - some called him Rusty - but we will NEVER get another Brittney as long as we live:  Lucifer tried to eat his way out of the house via the dryer vent, ate large swathes of roll out vinyl flooring.  Ate several door jam trims, broke his way out of 3 crates. 

Disembowlment of several stuffed animals to the point where I think we had more animal stuffing than dog fur around the house.

But we love them  Despite that.

All in all - they destoy LESS things than the kids do.

[h2ofowlr]

Went over to my buddies house and his dog came back and looked like he had been eating Almond Rocca.  The dog goes in and cleans out the cat box every day.  I just about lost my lunch.

[smdave]

My lab has been really good but she has eatin a couple of things.

When she was really small she would chew on the siding of the house.

Laptop cord $110 for a new one ouch

Brand new Motorola walkie talkie $59 for the set. Came one day UPS set them in the charger on the floor in the living room, did not notice untill later that she took one into the yard and chewed it up.

They say a new puppy on average does $2500.00 in damage growing up.

Dave

[h2ofowlr]

[bgcolor=#ffff00]They say a new puppy on average does $2500.00 in damage growing up[/bgcolor]

I think mine did that much in the first year.

[taylorpz]

Current lab has been great.  Only did one or two of wife's shoes when he was new.

Previous lab?  Not so great.....  TV remote, picture frames, leather couch, shoes, license plate, eye glasses, lots of food from counters.  Funniest was he and his co-conspirator, a shepherd mutt, chewed through a half-rack of MGD once when we had gone to the store.  We came home and they were both passed out on the living room floor with a scattering of now-empty cans with canine punctures in the sides.