Why some men have dogs instead of women

[Curly]

1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


3. A dog's parents never visit.


4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.



8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,  If I died, would you get another dog??



9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.


 
12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

 
And last, but not least:


13. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[Idabooner]

Thirteen GOOD reasons.

[KimberRich]

 

[Machias]

 

[boneaddict]

ANyone who has been or is currently married would have to smile at that one.

[Alan K]

 

[chrisb]

I love my dogs.

[Huntbear]

I miss having a dog! 

[markts]

Oh Im smiling Mark

[zhunter]

Now i know why i kept the DOG in the divorce... that is to funny

[MikeWalking]

Got a friend that would love #3.  The mother-in-law apt on his property has been unfinished for 20 years..

[follow maggie]

I know Maggie agrees with all those!

[sisu]

Curly, I have a great wife but I do know why I like my dogs: loyalty to the core even if I'm rolling around on the ground biting and kicking someone the dog will be there helping not yelling at me to stop acting like a child! 

[Curly]

Curly, I have a great wife but I do know why I like my dogs: loyalty to the core even if I'm rolling around on the ground biting and kicking someone the dog will be there helping not yelling at me to stop acting like a child! 

    So you've rolled around on the ground biting and kicking someone.      

I sure wish my wife would get as excited as my dog did when I get home........    I mean, she's happy to see me and all, but I wish she would jump me.....