WOW a pink tatoo that would be neat. Especially if Rick did the work. Maybe with Rasbo as an advisor.
that aint right I want a pink call but some of you all keep snagging them.....all you big tough bear hunters with your pink calls.... 
they bring out the feminine side of me,SO QUIT YOUR NAGGING,I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS,IM FLOWING HEAVY.JEEZ CANT I GET A BREAK EEOOOOWWWWAhhh...Okay what were we discussing???
calling we were discussing calling...Rick is out there right now looking for bears and here we are all goofing off and stuff
Im not goofing around,Im painting traps,and looking for my keys that i just found hiding in my locked truck,thank you mrs rasbo 
so if the keys are hiding from you how is it Mrs. Rasbo's fault sounds like it was a conspiracy by your truck and its keys to mess with your head....
I am writing papers on Caldera's and Renaissance & Baroque artist while listening to a parakeet screech want a parakeet?
umm parakeet,probably just breast them like a dove...Momma got in my truck yesterday,hmm maybe she locked them in there on purpose,thinking I would think I locked them in there myself,knowing full well this will drive me nuts thinking how did I do that,But there is another a tried and tested theory,which I'm leaning on heavily,Bush did it....Please pardon the expression
Probably right it was most likely Bush
