Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday

[runamuk]

Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww

tough crowd 

does bacon go well with silicone I wonder?? 

Why use silicone?  A couple of ziploc bags with bacon grease in them would do the same thing for 1/50th of the cost...

I am all about not right but.... damn thats really not right 

I will stick to the modern invention called the miracle bra thanks

[Pathfinder101]

Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww

tough crowd 

does bacon go well with silicone I wonder?? 

Why use silicone?  A couple of ziploc bags with bacon grease in them would do the same thing for 1/50th of the cost...

I am all about not right but.... damn thats really not right 

I will stick to the modern invention called the miracle bra thanks

How the hell is THAT going to help with bear hunting....

[runamuk]

Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww

tough crowd 

does bacon go well with silicone I wonder?? 

Why use silicone?  A couple of ziploc bags with bacon grease in them would do the same thing for 1/50th of the cost...

I am all about not right but.... damn thats really not right 

I will stick to the modern invention called the miracle bra thanks

How the hell is THAT going to help with bear hunting....

well you see......it helps attract bear hunters

[carpsniperg2]

 

[flinger]

Does it come in BACON

[Earshot]

LMAO. you guys are funny.

[epq21]

 

[zackmioli]

Sandy,

I am sorry but I can not say. The combination of my various bacon products, hunting prowess, and downright manlyness could possibly render you permanently weak in the knees and unable to hunt on your own.

funniest thing ive read on this board in a while. 

[haus]

 

[runamuk]

mmmmmmmmm  bacon

[sandythebowtotenmama]

H20hunter-LMAO!

[h20hunter]

Sandy,

Please, I have mentioned that it simply isn't going to work between us. I am glad you did not try and track me down during opening day. As suspected the combination of bacon products resulted in a late start to the day. See, my wife loves the bacon. As I geared up for the day she was simply too attracted to the bacon soap.

As I began my day I parked near my walk in gate and no sooner had a slung my manly (.308, oh, yeah, its a leveraction) rifle upon my shoulder I noticed the neighbor lady checking me out through her window. She was look'n mighty good in her moo moo as you can imagine, but I had a bear to kill. (Chest thumping)

As surmised in earlier posts throughout the day other hunters were seemingly attracted to me. They felt the need to wow me with stories of past animals killed, trophys held high, and women bedded. It must have been my overwhelming scent of bacon. Could it have been my bacon breath? Maybe my naturally scented honey body wash or shampoo? Who knows.

What I do know is that if the average man was drawn to me like a scud missle you would have not had a chance. I pray that you never cross my path with out hunting because when I get on the trail I am like Kevin Costner in "Dances With Wolves" x "Roadhouse" x "Dirty Dancing".

It may be fun......but it may not be to pretty.

Smell me next time,
H20Hunter

aka Doe Killer
akaa Almost Bear Killer
akaaa Wanna Be Elk Destroyer

[runamuk]

so simply put what your saying is bacon brings out the gay in manly hunters 

[sandythebowtotenmama]

Runamuk-OMGLMAO:)
H2o-ROGLMAO!!!!
I love the smell of backstrap over the fire, not bacon-kevin or otherwise.....LOL:)

[h20hunter]

I have no idea what turns some hunters into brokeback cowboys. All I know is that when I gear up and get to hunt'n and apply my all natural bacon products it changes people. Changes them in weird ways........