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Offline whitey

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Re: How-to-survive-a-bear-attack
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2010, 08:41:05 AM »
i heard if you crap yourself they will think you are not fit to eat :chuckle:

i love the siaga's :IBCOOL:
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How far in advance to You have to crap yourself for this to be effective.. :yike:

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Re: How-to-survive-a-bear-attack
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2010, 04:19:34 PM »
pretty simple really, trip your buddy and run like a border crosser....
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Re: How-to-survive-a-bear-attack
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2010, 08:24:29 PM »
i heard if you crap yourself they will think you are not fit to eat :chuckle:

i love the siaga's :IBCOOL:

If I get charged by a grizzly, I'm pretty sure I'm going to put this theory to the test.  Maybe see if they like piss also!
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Re: How-to-survive-a-bear-attack
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2010, 10:39:01 AM »
i heard if you crap yourself they will think you are not fit to eat :chuckle:

i love the siaga's :IBCOOL:

If I get charged by a grizzly, I'm pretty sure I'm going to put this theory to the test.  Maybe see if they like piss also!
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Re: How-to-survive-a-bear-attack
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2010, 07:54:08 PM »
would crying like a baby help? :'(

 


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