Now the true story, from the sons point of view

Son: Ok dad after we get the camp set up we'll head out for a bit to get your bear..
Dad: But I want to roast hotdogs now

Son: Later dad I would like to check out this little hill side I think will get you your bear. Lets get the bikes, its just a little ways.

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Dad: Ok son, can I build the campfire when we get back?

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Son: Well I did promise mom not to let you play with matches,,but what she don't know I won' tell her.

Dad Are we there yet??
Son: Almost dad, just a little farther..

Dad: Can we go back to camp so I can start the fire??
Son: Not yet, we just got to were we need to start being quiet so we don't spook the bears..
Dad: Son I'm tired..Can we go back now??

Son: We just got here dad, LOOK there's a bear

Dad: WERE, WERE, I WANT TO SEE IT!!! I CAN'T SEE IT
Son: Calm down dad calm down, he's right over there on that hill side.. Now take your pack to use as a gun rest..
Dad:I SEE HIM, I SEE HIM,,HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE SON CAN I SHOOT HIM??
Son: Take your pack and off and rest you rifle on it. The bear is 323 yards out. Just put your cross hairs about 9" above his shoulder, take your time and sqeeze the trigger.. Take a deep breath and relax dad..
BOOM...
Dad: DID I GET HIM??
Son: Great shot dad.. You nailed him good.. Lets go get him
Dad: Can we go back to camp now so I can start the fire?? I'm hungry..
Son No we have to take care of your bear, now stay close..
Dad: Can we go back to camp, I'm hungry...
Son: There's your bear dad..
Dad: Cool,, can I pet him??
Son: Sure,, then I show you how to take care of him, so we'll have some good meat, and a nice rug for mom..
Dad: That was fun son,,can we go now??
Son: Yes dad, help me with this pack full of meat and skin and we'll head back to camp..
Dad: Come on son keep up, is the pack heavy?? Why do you keep falling down??
Son: Note to self,,next time bring duct tape to tie dad to tree, and tape mouth shut..
That's probly how this thing whent down..
Just kidding..Congrats on the bear with your son..Great hunt..
Hunterman(Tony)