Best Wife Ever

[Greg30-06]

So my wife just called me and said that when she gets off work (at 3:00 am she works swing) she wants to drive out into the woods, camp in the back of our Cherokee, and go hunting in the morning.  Man I love this woman!!!!   What are your similar experiences???

[400out]

sounds like fun! remember to sleep 

[Bob33]

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.   

Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn't going.   

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.   

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Darn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"   

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.   

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me
and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"   

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose
pedals all over.   

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!   

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.   

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."   

So, here I am.

[Kain]

My wife packs my food and washes my camo and kisses me goodbye even at 4 in the morning.  No way in hell will she go with me though.    

When I drag my out of shape butt through the door after over doing it (which is every time) she takes my boots off for me and lets me sleep it off.  Last time I was out for the weekend she and my daughter wrote me a note telling me they loved me and put it in my back pack.  Sure make you feel loved when you are miles in and enjoying the outdoors and you get a sweet gesture like that.

Sounds like we both have it pretty good.  

[400out]

heard it before but still funny  

[couesbitten]

Best I can do is when I came home from turkey hunting 15 years ago, and she had bought me a tablesaw while I was gone.

[wsucowboy]

not married but the gal i was dating would always want to go camping, fishing, shooting, hunting, riding, wheeling etc.  She was an awesome girl and easy on the eyes. We broke up but are still good friends. Now she's dating some idiot that I can't stand.

[follow maggie]

bob, that's aesome

[rasbo]

I can do anything I want.I hold up my end here at the home,and so does my wife.And she will go with me,well except she dont like the bear hunting.they are to close for her and thats that...

[bigpaw 77]

A couple of weeks ago my wife and I were running errends in town and our toddler son fell asleep while driving around, so my wife asked if I needed anything from cabelas so my son could sleep longer on the way there. I said jokingly "Yeah I could use a new gun" so my wife said " lets go get you a new gun" So we went to Cabelas  and I got a new handgun. She is always doing stuff like that and letting me go hunting anytime I want, sometimes she will tag along. I believe that I have the best wife in the world.

[rickomatic]

We broke up but are still good friends.

Hunting with friends is great............do you still hunt with her?   

[CAMPMEAT]

I've got the best wife in the world. I can tell her I'm going hunting by myself for a week and she doesn't raise an eyebrow.
She always says " have fun, I love you ". She never ever checks up on me or gives me the 3rd degree. 22 + years, crap ,no wonder she keeps me around. I'm always gone .................. 

[hoseman]

that is an awsome story!!! My wife goes hunting with me every once in a while.  The best time was when we were out on our 700 grizzly on a beautiful spring day when we spotted a nice coyote.  I handed her the binocs and asked her to keep her eyes on the animal while i climb down to find a decent rest to take a shot.  It was only about a 250 yard shot, so i was pretty confident.  After i pulled the trigger, i heard her say " i think you got it". I yelled back to her "did you see it" and she said no.  So i asked, how do you know?  Her next words nearly brought me to tears laughing.  She said back very confidently " well, its not there anymore".  I walked back up the hill about 50 yards and she explained to me that she didn't want to see it get killed, so she looked away, and when she heard the shot she looked back and couldn't see it anymore.  I gently explained to her that animals generally don't hang around for the second shot. Eh, what are you going to do?  She is a beautiful woman and very smart, but next time i will need to give more explicit directions, or just be happy that she goes with me...... she did bring me a beer later.

[moreno1]

Is it better to have a wife that's goes with you or stays at home?  My wife will not go at all but sometime I wouldn't mind her tagging along. 

[StacyDave97]

@ Moreno1 - I guess that all depends on the relationship and whether or not she likes to be out there.  I love to be out with my hubby - hiking around or sitting in the tree stand with him.  I'm guessing he likes me there too.  But if she doesn't like to be out there, then you're gonna have a miserable time!!